I hate people who are two-faced and deceitful.
I don't like being lied to, nor do I like when people lie about me.
I have an insane desire to succeed and to be around people who won't hold me back.
I love to dance. And I don't care where I am or what I'm dancing to, it's that good.
I make fun of strangers. On the street, in the clubs, it doesn't really matter. I mainly go after their fashions.
I am versed in all things crafty. I love to make jewelry, draw, sew, and whatever else strikes me. Right now I'm knitting in my free time.
I love antique shops and dark little stores that sell various odd sundries. I saw a shop selling bronze bird feet for way too much money but still want them.
I can be a complete and total cunt. I'm very sarcastic, can tear people down verbally, and I make it extremely clear when I don't like you.
I enjoy horrifyingly inappropriate jokes.
And I'm hoping for a good thunderstorm every day that I'm alive.
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