Matt --
[noun]:
A perma-orgasm
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comI'm Matt. Matty. Matty B. Bruce.
I assume you all have guns and crack.
I like people who think like me, which is to say I like people who don't give a fuck.
My friends are the family I chose.
I listen to Prince, No he is not gay.
My mom was not a roadie for Van Halen, Only Lynard Skynard
I like whiskey. And Beer. And Vodka. Not Gin.
James will insert a Joke here.
I watched 2 girls 1 cup without flinching.
I love imdb
And nachos
I'm somewhat of an urban Legend
My top 10 most embarrassing moments would probably make you off yourself.
Ireland is amazing.
Alabama sucks.
I love random t-shirts with horrible sayings.
I own many terrible B-movies.
Fresca is great.
I have no sense of fashion or style and don't care
If you tell me to show you my penis I will, you've been warned
I am not one of the 8% of children who drew dicks
I am cuddly
{Prior statement was a nice way of saying I'm not skinny}
I read Tucker max religiously.
Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite author.
Kevin Smith is my favorite movie director.
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.
"Is that something you might be interested in?"
"No Regrets, thats my motto. That and everybody wang chung tonight."
is my favorite quote of all time.
Any questions? Ask. I'm an open book.
