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Little Known Facts about Chris Z1. My close friends call me Dit, which is short for Ditty. When my younger brother Ryan was young, he could not pronounce my name and said Ditty instead of Chrissy. The name stuck and was eventually shortened to Dit.2. It is impossible to listen to Michael Jackson’s song, “Billie Jean”, without smiling.3. I once broke my leg trying to save a girl I didn’t know from getting crushed, while sledding of all things! WTF! I thought our instincts were to help save ourselves, not others!4. I have two brothers and four sisters.5. I invented breathing on the eve of my 6th birthday. To this day I have not collected royalties.6. I hate the fact that my body is covered in scars.7. If you ever want a good laugh, ask me to say the word, “REQUIEM”, it’s impossible I tell ya!8. I am a huge NERD! F U, LOVE IT!9. I hate it when people have the same clothes I have. To remedy this I now buy the most obnoxious, over priced shirts known to man. Some I do not even like, they just stand out from the crowd.10. There is a certain song by Stone Sour that reminds me of my Grandfather. I got the album the morning he died. I can not listen to this song without tearing up( I tried last night, July 20th, but failed and had to turn it off HA HA!) ...11. …Yes it would be funny if my friends played this song during car rides to see me cry. That’s what friends are for.12. My life was saved 2 times by EMT’s. The third time does not count cause I most likely would have lived without the Ambulance.13. In 7th grade I decided it would be a good idea to blame my bad behavior on my parents getting divorced (I was old enough and smart enough to know it was for the best). Little did I know that although I got out of trouble, my little story would come back to bite me in the ass. Two weeks later the school guidance counselor decided I needed to see the school psychologist every two weeks until the school year ended.14. There is video evidence of me riding my bike around the neighborhood naked.15. When I was young I had a speech impediment, I could not pronounce R’s. If I were to say my own name it sounded more like “Kwis”.16. I can be dared into just about anything, as long as I think it's funny.17. Yes I did buy the same car three times, in different colors of course.18. I think it’s hysterical when my friends make fun of me. Chris Snare does an impersonation of me when he is drunk, which sounds nothing like me, but everyone knows he is imitating me. He will then ramble on about, “Protein is no laughing matter!”19. I am probably the most sarcastic person you will ever meet.20. I can not stand it when people are mad at me.21. If anyone has an embarrassing story message me, I’ll add it.


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