EAT MY FUCK I’m Gilda! Self-centred Pessimistic Delusional Insecure
And I find it hard to look you in the eye.
Sorry.
I love phrases that make everything better.
Like "No offence".
"Your mother is an ugly fat whore, no offence".
Polly Pockets.
Naps.
Being Persian.
Loud music.
Coffee and Cigarettes.
Grass.
Stickers.
Yo mama jokes.
Urban dictionary .
Sushi.
Cartoons.
Some girl stabbed me with a pencil when I was little. It hurt.
It makes me smile when my coffee's the right temperature. Hot enough.
But not so hot that it'll burn my mouth.
Allow my lesbianic tendencies…I’m actually damn straight .
I’m trustworthy …and probably cooler than her. And I say “vagina!†too much. Strawberry Fields Forever.
Baise moi?
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Someone
who'll
stab
me
with
a
pencil.
Or
at
least
have
decent
feet.
