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jacob

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


I am trapped in a corner by a set of shiny blocks that I cannot break with my head, but that slide around easily. Also I am red and breath fire.

My Interests


Coffee, chess, words, numbers, food, bed, woman, casting long shadow

I'd like to meet:


Someone to share crackpot theories and generally odd thoughts with. Someone who would enjoy having a lengthy conversation about the complexities of basket weaving, but not about what a professional basket weaver would speak of-- just made up stuff that sounds good. Yeah, or something. Also anyone who knows how to make Ryu throw a fireball

Music:


Mozart, Bach, Liszt, Emmi Lou Harris, Townes Van Zandt

Movies:


Citizen Cane, On the Waterfront, Casablance, The Kid, 101 Dalmations

Television:


is a box on which moving images are displayed and from which various sounds are emitted. Useful for playing video games

Books:


Seriously-- who reads?

Heroes:


My dad for putting up with my mom (you openned my eyes Mark), and my mom and dad (together, so that equals another one) for putting up with me. Oh yeah, and this one guy who walks around the Tacoma mall in Washington wearing brightly colored suits and handing balloons to kids. If only I had as much style.

My Blog

It is all so clear to me now.

All I have to do is beat Mike Tyson's (or regular) Punch-Out for the NES and I will achieve enlightenment. But! I must go straight through, from Glass Joe to Mike Tyson/Mr. Dream, without using passwo...
Posted by jacob on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST

It was the times

Walking to the library that turned out to be closed because it was memorial day, I realized that five minutes prior to being where I was in my walk, I was experiencing a short moment in my life that t...
Posted by jacob on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

Funkified automated amalgamated ultrified party time-ization

At long last I am once again in a situation where I really-- reeeaaaalllly-- should be doing something besides writing useless words. I thought I should remark briefly and without explanation about a ...
Posted by jacob on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:52:00 PST

They're taking away recess?!?!

I was watching cartoon network the other day and they aired a commercial advocating that grammar schools continue to allow recess to their students. I am not sure why anyone would want to get rid of r...
Posted by jacob on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST

At the end of this story, the hero dies without having done anything significant.

Then again a million different kinds of stories are interesting. This one time I passed by this one guy selling palm leaves shaped like crosses to random people walking around River Street. ...
Posted by jacob on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:34:00 PST

I just spoke to the greatest telemarketer in the world

My knowledge about the possibilities of credit and my probable need for it in the future has nearly quadrupled. Man. The man had a voice that made it impossible to hang up the phone. It seemed sacred;...
Posted by jacob on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST

pw4nzered

I thought of stuff, but I forgot what it was. It was probably good.
Posted by jacob on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:08:00 PST

So anyway

The christening poptart tasted like it was toasted in a way I that am unaccustomed to. My old toaster sat in the corner while the whole affair went on looking kind of sad. It had been my toaster for n...
Posted by jacob on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:37:00 PST

So it turns out

that my new toaster is more complicated than meets the eye. I had mearly set the timer on the toaster before, and upon opening the thing I was met with a slightly below room temperature pop tart. It t...
Posted by jacob on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:25:00 PST

I got a new toaster oven.

Man. and it's got like a dial with a picture of a piece of bread that's not colored in for the low setting, and a colored in piece of bread for the high setting, and like ten other settings for who kn...
Posted by jacob on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:18:00 PST