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Im Dirty Dirty

They said i'm ugly and I can't read good.

About Me

Living in Chico isnt as bad as most people think. Sometimes I look in the mirror and I say, "what the fuck." I like spicy food.

My Interests

I dont have any interest. I used to smoke weed now I just drink untill im uncontious every night. I guess that is an intertest, or a disease. Same thing.

I'd like to meet:

Pimps,Hoes,Players,Johns,Tricks,Marks,Mark-Ass Tricks,Trick-Ass Marks,Skeezers,Skanks,Skig-Scags, And Scallywhops

Music:

Music is cool. I have an ipod for my car. I like to listen to it.

Movies:

I like comedys like Tommy Boy, Office Space, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Orgasmo, The Hills Have Eyes, Grandmas Boy, Beerfest, Black Sheep, The Big Lebowski,

Television:

Fuck T.V. Bitch! AND THATS REAL!

Books:

I don't read books I write them.

Heroes:

A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...