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About Me

My full name is James F. Doherty, but most people just call me... well, they call me a number of things. Take your pick: Jim, James, JimBob, Grillmaster Lunchbox, Horton the Elephant and a dozen others. D&D and LARPing are my hobbies. If you don't know what these things mean, D&D is Dungeons and Dragons, wheras LARPing is Live Action Role Play. So ultimately, I'm a Role Player of many different types. This in turn makes me what is commonly known as a Geek. For the full and complete list of Geeks from least to most geeky, visit http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html
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My Interests

Dungeons & Dragons, LARPing, Music and singing, acting, history and poetry.
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I'd like to meet:

Jack Black. I swear he's my brother from another mother.

Music:

Queen, STYX, Hootie and the Blowfish, Tenatious D, Moody Blues, Eric Clapton, Billy Joel, Creed, Stained, Gershwin, Metallica, Aerosmith, Meatloaf, Bobby Darin.
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Back in Black- AC DC
Waking up: Rhapsody in Blue- George Gershwin
Average day: Wonder Boy- Tenacious D
First date: Wonderful Tonight- Eric Clapton
Falling in love: Sweet Child of Mine- Guns 'n' Roses
Love scene: Don't Wanna Miss a Thing- Aerosmith
Fight scene: Thunder and Blazes- John P. Sousa
Breaking up: Pain Redefined- Disturbed
Getting back together: It's Been a While- Stained
Secret love: Chop Suey- System of a Down
Life's okay: Drift Away- Uncle Kracker
Mental breakdown: Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd
Driving: Old '55- Eagles
Learning a lesson: Life Through Heaven's Eyes- Prince of Egypt
Deep thought: Show Me the Way- STYX
Flashback: When I Was Seventeen- Frank Sinatra
Partying: Raven Lounge- Honor Amongst Thieves
Happy dance: New York, New York- Frank Sinatra & Tony Bennet
Regreting: Rohieran Theme- Lord of the Rings
Long night alone: Please Call me Baby- Tom Waits
Death scene: Who Wants To Live Forever?- Queen
Closing credits: Impatient- Joe Brennan
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Movies:

Cry the Beloved Country, Meet Joe Black, 84 Charring Cross Road, the entire Star Wars series, Finding Neverland, Unbreakable, The Untouchables, The Last Samuri, Brave Heart, The 13th Warrior, King Arthur, The Exorcisim of Emily Rose, Doom.

Television:

LOST, Monk, Star Trek (The original series mind you), Little House on the Prairie, Charmed.

Books:

Daughter of the Drow, The Da Vinci Code, Sun Tzu's Art of War, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catcher in the Rye, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Myst: The Book of Atrus, The Harry Potter Series, The Bartimeus Series.

Heroes:

Sampson, My Grandfather, Shannon Winslow, Eric Freedman, Mr. Gillespi, Mom and Dad, and my Lil brother Jesse.

My Blog

Have we been drunk together?

Have we been drunk together? This should be wonderful..Leave one drunk memory of you and me together AS A COMMENT on my page - it doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you rememb...
Posted by The Salami Swami on Fri, 05 May 2006 07:41:00 PST

My Brothers

As some of you may know, I am an amature angelologist. According to most religious texts, angels are divine messengers from the hevens to men on earth. I can honestly say that I don't thin...
Posted by The Salami Swami on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:53:00 PST

Things I can do when my parents aren't home.

Well, it's Wednesday, and the family has been gone for five days now. In this time I have managed to come up with a short list of things that I can do now that I could never get away with if the...
Posted by The Salami Swami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Of Lawns and Reports

Blarg. Yeah that about sums it up. One big Blarg. Yesterday, I researched, wrote and edited a research paper on the First Nicaea Conference. Awesome stuff to be sure, but it wa...
Posted by The Salami Swami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finding Neverland

I don't think I've ever seen a movie that made me cry that hard... I've seen movies that brought a tear to my eye, others that have made me weep. My throat is still tight like 10 minutes later. I s...
Posted by The Salami Swami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST