inspection |
This is an exert of a letter I received from my real estate after a routine house inspection conducted two weeks ago-
As part of our management responsibilities we recently conducted a routine inspec...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:58:00 GMT |
bin |
I found this note attached to my wheelie-bin the other morning-
According to BinCare Australia my bin smells. Obviously they have tested my bin and found the standard of odour to be out...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 19:34:00 GMT |
magic gloves |
Is concern for health issues these days proportionate to the actual risk? Every day the media presents us with some new health scare seemingly designed to breed anxiety and confusion. Are these warnin...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:50:00 GMT |
escalators |
Escalators. What a masterstroke of modern day convenience. Though not such a recent technological advancement, probably one of the forefounding inventions designed with mass consumerism in mind. Imag...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:57:00 GMT |
Clinkers |
The following is information written on the back of a packet of clinkers-
How do you eat your Pascall Clinkers Confectionary? What game do you play? When you crunch through the delicious c...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:29:00 GMT |
Macedonia |
Eurovision. What a fucking fantastic time of the year. The singing, the choreography, it takes me back to the early 1990's, when I was still clearly in my element. This year was slightly different ho...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:20:00 GMT |
today |
i hereby announce that after todays birthday that i shall no longer be celebrating any in the future. Why build yourself up to be joyous when continually you are dissatified from&...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:54:00 GMT |
Smoking |
I smoke. However, I am a polite smoker. I don't smoke around people eating food or young children, I will even happily walk the extra distance in public to smoke in the right areas. As a show of conc...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:56:00 GMT |
slurpee |
I enjoyed nothing more when growing up then heading down to the local 7-eleven on a hot summers day and buying a slurpee. Not only was it a quenching refreshment, but it provided on occasion the nove...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:21:00 GMT |
love calculator |
Love calculators. What a fucking fascinating concept. I enter my name and a potential partners name, press enter, let the love calculator works its magic, and within seconds a love compatibilit...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:40:00 GMT |
