Bikers and beans |
Another fine night of back alley stumbling in a strange city. I think I'll stop following my stomach and start listening to my nose. I wish my dick had ears so I could hear your self respect crying. ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:58:00 GMT |
Wow it's been a while |
Is anyone even on this shit anymore? Holy Facebook! Anyway I've been tinkering away and by tinkering I mean eating and by away I mean everything. I love nachos ribs and ranch thanks chris. The splatte...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:12:00 GMT |
(Floyd Blog) |
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless it's a horse from the Greeks. If so it is okay to look in the horse's mouth. Especially if the huge wooden gift horse's stomach sneezes and smells like gyr...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 12:27:00 GMT |
Cum shots yeah!! |
I love Porn. I think it's great to jerk off to. Some people don't care for it because they say it's degrading to women. Well just those women.Maybe on occassion if it's done poorly. I hold the starlet...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 10:59:00 GMT |
Oh my God tell me it's not poop |
Have you ever picked something off of the cats face and wondered what it taste like? Well it was better than you think.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:41:00 GMT |
Bernadette Peters is dreamy |
Been a little bit since you've seen dick trickle not the race-car driver but the way your boyfriend finishes a power move on your trachea.Anyway, All fun and giggles desperate girls give mixed signals...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:32:00 GMT |
I wish I had a dick as big as I am |
Don't stand in handicap seating at the game.Don't use your cell phone while trying to order a drink or food or make a transaction at the bank. How would you like it if I came to your table to take a f...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:56:00 GMT |
Been a long time |
Wow that year was a mouthful. Bought a bunch of stuff ate a lot of pizza and really loaded up on my totally unnecessary disliking for Filipino men. Hey hear me out that was last year ok. 200hate is ov...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:33:00 GMT |
New Stand Up |
Well I don't know the ins and outs but, Louis C.K.'s HBO latest special seems to be bitten slightly by Chris Rock.I like Chris Rock I think he's hilarious. I know CK used to write for Chris and his sp...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
Manchild? |
When do you feel most like and adult? Is it when you stare in to the eyes of a child? Maybe it's when you open a bank account or make a mortage payment. For me it's throwing my underware away in Barne...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:30:00 GMT |
