UMIN [JÃ¤rjetÃ¶n Lapsi]

About Me

Tervetuloa fellow Weirdlings and Freaklings! Congratulations on digging your way out of the Nile River and finding me rested upon the Tutankhamen throne [what the...?]! Anywho, there's one thing I love more than anything in the world and that is my music, and playing kitara [guitar] of course! As queer as it may sound, I don't believe that family and friends can complete your world. Sure, they may provide love and all that shit but what happens when things get fucked up? For me, there's nothing to turn to except music. It's like therapy, haha. But don't get me wrong, I still acknowledge PEOPLE..there are a few family and friends I'm close to and the people that inspire me, like those fucking awesome guitarists out there.
I like mostly stuff that's guitar orientated and did someone mention kick ass guitar solos?!? Hell yeah! But that doesn't mean I wouldn't not be listening to country or folk music, like Frusciante once said, you got to listen to various musical styles to improve on your own musical knowledge and sounds. So the majority of the time I spend digging deep into music and guitarism and other random shit that makes no sense to a normal human being. I've noticed that it's not only the wicked guitar playing that one does that can effect a song; the lyrical content can also play a strong part of it too. Take John Lennon's Imagine for example.
Other than music, my favourite tv show of all time are The Simpsons. Mmm...donuts as Homer would say. I am pretty awesome at studio art and love to paint but just haven't got the right equipments to do it 24/7 [noooo!!!] and love creative writing, animals [check out the Cotton Top Tamarin!] and cooking. One thing [two in fact] that I vihata are racism and animal cruelty. Fuck all you ignorant racists and animal killers! - People should live life huddled together like a tin of assorted cookies; every cookie repects each other whether they are chocolate or white chocolate or ginger assortments. Speaking of food, my favourite ruoka is sushi. Mmm...sushi.
- Recently gotten into a rather interesting and fantastinen collection of folk metal. It's addictive! They are mainly bands from Suomi [Finland], click the Metal From Finland banner below to discover more blissful music! The bands and sites that are featured in the "Promotional Space" section on the left aren't just there randomly - they are my recommendations, so if you haven't checked them out yet, you don't know what you're missing out on! Also, if anyone can speak fluent Finnish, contact me in some way because I am willing to learn! Kiitos paljon!
For more huomattava metal bands from Finland, visit:

My Interests

I love this! The Darkness
- Love Is Only A Feeling
Help support AUSSIE DEATH METAL:

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the Red Hot Chili Peppers especially John Frusciante 'cause he's like GOD or SATAN [for those of you into the "darkside"], the cast of The Simpsons, Andrew Haug, Varg Vikernes [there are a series of answers that need to be justified], a Finnish person and anyone with similiar interests. Please don't add me if you aint gonna talk [bands are an exception because I'll gleefully check out new music] or just to increase your popularity. - Otherwise Saatana will get you!

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Green Day
AFI
Tenacious D
Dir en grey
Burzum
Evanescence
Judas Priest
Behemoth
The Darkness
Excalion
John Frusciante
Turisas
The Rolling Stones
Billy Talent
Finntroll
The White Stripes
Led Zeppelin
Be'lakor
Jimi Hendrix
Korpiklaani
Guns N' Roses
The Network
Buckethead
Jet
Warrant
Bacanal Intruder
Joe Satriani
Satyricon
Velvet Revolver
AC/DC
The Living End
Ensiferum
Scissor Sisters
Metallica

Promotional Space The Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance [hilarious!]

Project Guitar - Where the internet goes to work on guitars:

It's Mr. Fastfinger...teaching us the secrets of heavy rock guitar:

Melodic death metal band from Melbourne, Be'lakor:

Support AUSSIE DEATH METAL:

Japanese rock/metal band, Dir en Grey:

The Official site for Norwegian black metal act by Varg Vikernes:

Folk metal band, Korpiklaani's Myspace:

Dance! Dance! It's the Scissor Sisters:

Insane viking metal band from Finland, Turisas:

Power metal band from JyvÃ¤skylÃ¤ [Finland], Excalion:

The Myspace of folk metal band, Ensiferum:
STOP ANIMAL CRUELTY!

Recommended folk metal band from Finland [click on picture] - FINNTROLL

Heroes:

John! Flea! Chad! Anthony! - People that inspire me. I love each and everyone of them. They create a whole new dimension to music.

My Blog

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Eyes Eye sockets nearly being gorged out of the victims eyes, while the jelly substances are being poked by with a sewing needle, complete with lemon juice insertion. Nose All the most off-putti...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:02:00 PST

Musiikki! Musiikki! Musiikki!

Musiikki, which translates to music in Finnish. I guess what motivated me to have an interest in the Finnish culture and language was the quality and talent of Finnish bands that I have discovered. Ba...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:38:00 PST

Boulii Boulii Juice

The term boulii boulii is derived from the Umin Islands which literally means good good. The rather addictive [alcohol free] juice and/or booze was discovered on the 07/07/07 at 07:07pm by Master Umin...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:52:00 PST

Monosodium & Glutamate Buddies Pt. 2

Monosodium's breath now stinks of the assortments of vomit, caterpillar and nail residue flavoured ice cream flavours after his upsetting break up between him and Glutamate. He had look...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:30:00 PST

Monosodium & Glutamate Buddies Pt. 1

"Stop it! You're fucking it! Fucking stop it!" screeched Monosodium as his buddy Glutamate was crazily blending together his 20,000GB iPod in their newly brought blending machine. But, it was too...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:36:00 PST

MR. FASTFINGER

A brutally cute little asian chap [from Finland] is here to teach us the mysteries of the guitar! The Zen master's site "Guitar Shred Show" gives us lessons of the instrument that is, t...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST

Motherfathering Jim Crow!

This issue has been exploding in my mind and waiting to burst out any minute in the last couple of days. The aim of the piece is simply to make others aware of this situation from a 16 year olds' pers...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:17:00 PST

There Shall Be No GOD!

Here are a collection of my thoughts about life. Cheesy as it may sound, I find this topic rather fascinating and interesting. So if you're turned-off by my "cheesiness" then I suggest you stop readin...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:37:00 PST

Einstein...much?

Like many crazy, obscure-minded kids like me, we tend to think about weird shit that a normal kid wouldn't spend their time thinking of. But, just imagine having this brilliant idea pop [literally] in...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:33:00 PST

Dreams About Cobain

Yeah, lately I've been having weird dreams about Kurt Cobain. They differ everytime but he's always somehow involved in the dream. The most recent one was that I needed to find a way to get home from ...
Posted by UMIN [Järjetön Lapsi] on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 05:43:00 PST