"So I jump ship in Hong Kong, and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course in the Himalayas, you know a caddy, looper, a jock. So I tell them Im a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself, 12th son of the Lama, the flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking.
So Im on the first tee with him, I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one, big hitter, the Lama, long. Into a ten thousand foot crevasse right at the base of this glacier. You know what the Lama says? Gunga-ga lunga, A-Gunga la gunga.
So we finish 18, and hes gonna stiff me and I say, Hey! Lama! Hey!, how about a little something you know, for the effort, you know. And he says, Oh, a, there wont be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me......which is nice."
