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About Me

Hey you! My name is Helen. im 18. Im 5'4" and have brown hair (naturally blonde) and blue eyes. i have 15 piercings: 10 in my ears, rook, navel, tragus, nose and nape. i have my licence and my car Gladys the 4 cylinder lovebucket rules! (well my pink fluffy seat covers do anyway) i love my friends - they are my life and they mean more than the world to me!
im pretty easy to get along with if you get on my good side, and i love music and the beach. parties are fun too. and no more school for me YAY!! I got accepted to UWA to do a Bachelor of Science and i was thinking of majoring in Neuroscience, but im too lazy and can't be fucked going. im so far over education that its not funny.
I work for SGS as a Laboratory Assistant, and get paid lots and lots of money for doing lots and lots of nothing! its so good. and before that i worked at HJ's for 4 years, where i met enough awesome friends to last me a lifetime :D once you're part of the HJ's crew, you're ALWAYS part of the HJ's crew.
I LOVE clubbing and drinking (im a self-confessed weekend alcoholic!) haha but dont get me too drunk, i may just accidentally hit on you ;) but apart from that im apparently a funny drunk. you'll usually find me on the dancefloor of some club or another on a friday or saturday night...
I tend to be unintentionally quite judgemental, and almost everything pisses me off to some extent, but behind it all is where all the fun begins! i love a good laugh, and i firmly believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, which is why i don't particularly care about what others may or may not think about me - i have better things to do with my time! Like sleeping... and going to big concerts! oh and i also currently have a thing for nanna slippers... they're so awesomely comfy!
So yeah if you're interested drop me a line sometime and i'll be sure to get back to you! xoxo
Me and my best mate Scotty boy!
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My Interests

LIKES:
my friends,
clubbing,
dancing,
guys,
the beach,
movies,
piercings,
music,
drinking,
cars from the 50s,
shopping,
driving,
netball,
volleyball,
going to the hairdressers,
summer,
warm weather,
balmy nights,
concerts,
meaty sounding cars,
France and speaking French,
parties,
karaoke,
palm trees,
sunsets,
pineapple,
watching cricket,
AFL - go the Bombers,
talking,
having a really good bitch
and sleeping in.

and i love love love love LOVE these people:
Misty
My Best Friend Scotty Janine n Jacinta Beth n Lolly Sam Gabi n Pumba Belle n Megs Denise Raymond Manda Danny Bec n Ella Melly Mikee n Kels Michelle Jamie Soph Eddy Freddy Corey, Kyle n Matt
Phil n yeah thats my drunkass face in the corner haha Novak n Katrina Kirby Brian n Amy Mikka Emilie Jesse Dan

DISLIKES:
dumb people,
dumb people who think that they're smart,
physics,
accounting,
bad weather,
stalkers,
liars,
attention seekers,
bad drivers,
Jessica Simpson,
waiting,
makeup on boys,
LATENESS,
people who can't spell,
skanks,
emos,
kelmscott senior high school,
people teasing my friends,
reality tv,
skinny leg jeans,
people who say i love you when they don't mean it - you can't love someone after a week! and also how can you possibly want to marry someone, move out with them, get a dog, have kids and be buried together after 5 weeks. its fucking insane!,
being accused of doing things that i didn't do,
shrapnel,
mornings,
modern architecture,
the sound of people eating,
and most importantly TOM CRUISE.

I'd like to meet:

Karnivool

Kaiser Chiefs
and i'd LOVE to meet Gyro again!!!

I love these boys with all of my heart ♥... best band EVER!!

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I'd also love to meet Noel Gallagher from Oasis... i was watching an interview with him and he's really cool, i think we could have a great chat! He was saying about how much he hates hip-hop and that he thinks that all the rappers should have a huge get together thing and just kill each other since they like that kinda gang warfare kinda thing, and he then said they could make a DVD outta it and that he'd buy it... well buddy, i'd buy it too! And then he was saying all this other stuff that i related to so i think we're really the same person. The world would be such a great place if he and i took over.

Music:

Anything and everything Indie and Alternative, some metal, and if im smashed i don't mind nigga music either...
GYROSCOPE,
KARNIVOOL,
HILLTOP HOODS,
STATIC-X,
END OF FASHION,
BIRDS OF TOKYO,
MARILYN MANSON,
MUSE,
PETE MURRAY,
LITTLE BIRDY,
GRINSPOON,
ESKIMO JOE,
PENDULUM,
THE VASCO ERA,
THE PRODIGY,
QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE,
THE GRATES,
After The Fall,
Bloc Party,
Kaiser Chiefs,
Arctic Monkeys,
Blur,
Cog,
Wolfmother,
Fall Out Boy (older stuff),
Kisschasy,
Garbage,
The Killers (old stuff only),
The Scissor Sisters,
Korn,
The Strokes,
Silverchair (older stuff),
Evanescence,
Foo Fighters,
Green Day,
Oasis,
The Hives,
The Vines,
The Dandy Warhols,
Alanis Morissette,
Matchbox 20,
The Strokes,
Fuel,
John Mayer,
My Chemical Romance,
The Googoo Dolls,
Jebediah,
Lost Prophets,
Escape The Fate,
Three Days Grace,
Third Eye Blind,
Crowded House,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Placebo,
Disturbed,
Smashing Pumpkins,
Electric Six,
Missy Higgins,
Killing Heidi,
Franz Ferdinand,
Linkin Park,
Dashboard Confessional,
Zed,
The Offspring,
Cake,
Metallica,
Rob Zombie,
John Farnham,
Bloodhound Gang,
Three Doors Down,
Thirsty Merc,
Machine Gun Fellatio,
The Darkness,
Audioslave,
Hole,
Coldplay,
Saliva,
Alex Lloyd,
POD,
System Of A Down,
Blondie,
Duran Duran,
Faker,
Josh Pyke,
The Living End,
Dallas Crane,
Kings Of Leon,
Jet,
Behind Crimson Eyes,
Spiderbait,
Modest Mouse,
The White Stripes,
Nirvana,
Butterfingers,
Datarock,
The Cat Empire,
The Meaning Of,
Bob Sinclair,
Presidents Of The USA,
PANIC! At The Disco
The Pixies,
The Presets,
and the list goes on....

Movies:

The Departed,
The Wrong Man,
Blood Diamond,
Casino Royale,
Borat,
Kill Bill (volumes one and two),
Saw,
Saw 2,
One Perfect Day,
Amelie,
Secretary,
Remember The Titans,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,
Underworld,
Buffalo Soldiers,
The Butterfly Effect,
Shaun Of The Dead,
Team America,
Fight Club,
Along Came A Spider,
Queen Of The Damned,
House Of 1000 Corpses,
The Devil's Rejects,
Final Destination 1,2 and 3,
Scary Movie 1,2,3 and 4,
Cry_Wolf,
Van Helsing,
Mary Poppins,
Dodgeball

Television:

Family Guy,
Veronica Mars,
Drawn Together,
Amazing Medical Stories (omg funniest show ever, well not really but i find it amusing),
Tru Calling,
Las Vegas,
Scrubs,
The Brak Show,
American Dad,
Dead Like Me,
Amber Lady,
Buffy,
Angel,
The Amazing Race,
and i have to confess that i am in fact a dedicated Days Of Our Lives fan now hahaha soooo sad but i love it

Books:

Loving Dan Brown - The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons - couldnt put them down.
umm Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis is good too, and Urge Hot Secrets For Great Sex by Gabrielle Morrissey PhD hahaha

Heroes:

My friends and Captain Planet, and my thumb... hes just such a champ, look at him go!
I should be your hero...

My Blog

To the cunt that put a used condom on my car aerial...

WHAT THE HELL!!!!! that is seriously just FUCKING RANK!!!! and it was full of semen! what the hell!!! what the fuck has my car ever done to you? caz i sure as shit know i'd like to hit you with it. i ...
Posted by Tartbag on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

To The Cunt That Tomato Sauced My Car...

Yes, you know who you are.And all i have to say to you is that when i find out who you are you had better be fucking prepared for the most abuse you have ever been given in your entire life, caz it wi...
Posted by Tartbag on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:47:00 PST

Question....

Does anyone know anything about undercover police cars?Caz heres what happened to me about half an hour ago. i was driving home down Orrong Road when some silver commodore behind me kept getting right...
Posted by Tartbag on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST

To the cunt that egged my car...

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!You better watch your fucking back caz next time i see you im gonna kick your fucking ass. waiting until someone turns at the lights until you egg them caz you're too much of a pus...
Posted by Tartbag on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:47:00 PST

Charles Manson Continued...

Anyway, since my computer and/or this blog thing is a slutty mole, it wouldn't let me fit my entire blog in one blog, so here i am, and here it is continued... Not Happy Jan!!! Kasabian, take th...
Posted by Tartbag on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

Charles Manson

So most of you would have probably heard of the notorious murderer Charles Manson at some point, right? well anyway, i was reading about him the other night, and i have to say his life was/is fucked a...
Posted by Tartbag on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:59:00 PST

Boyfriend Application

Bahahaha..... do it.name: age: birthday: sign: why do you want to be my boyfriend? what are your hobbies? what kind of music do you listen to? do you snore?which side of the bed do you prefer? favouri...
Posted by Tartbag on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:18:00 PST

Workplace Adventures Part 5

Upon having a conversation with Manda about 10 minutes ago, i realised that i forgot to include some important information about what we get up to at work that was seriously funny... Sunday: So a week...
Posted by Tartbag on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:41:00 PST

Danielle Smith aka Mole

Hahah you stupid bitch, you actually thought i'd dedicate a blog to you. Get over yourself, and get over your jealousy of me.... i have better things to do with my time than to waste it associating (a...
Posted by Tartbag on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:00:00 PST

Things that generally piss me off...

I am so sick of people who have so many people around them that love and care about them, and would do almost anything for them to keep them happy, but refuse to see this and label them as "bad frien...
Posted by Tartbag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST