Sexy women who love to show off their bodies; Major League Baseball; wild parties; '60s, '70s and '80s pop culture; action movies with Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone; mafia movies with Al Pacino and/or Robert De Niro; politically incorrect humor, especially when it deals with race or sex; strippers; porn stars; hot lesbians and bisexual girls; bad-ass bitches (especially Latin ones); pro wrestling (mid '80s-early 2000s); Xbox; SPIC'N SPANISH (duh!).You don't get much more Puerto Rican than this:
Before Jennifer Lopez, there was the incredible IRIS CHACON, the original Boricua Bombshell. (My pops used to watch her show religiously back in the late 70s/early 80s. Thanks Dad!): 2008 PUERTO RICAN PARADE WEEKEND:
2008 COLOMBIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY FESTIVAL:
BADA BING CLUB IN THE BRONX (September 2007):
2007 PUERTO RICAN PARADE WEEKEND:
2007 COLOMBIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY FESTIVAL: RANDOM SNS PICS: The greatest movie gangfight ever: Warriors vs. Punks, from the 1979 cult classic THE WARRIORS:My favorite scene from one of my favorite movies: 1974's DEATH WISH:
Before the Mets won Game 7 of the 1986 World Series, they had to find a way to win Game 6:WHY I HATE THEM:
My Inspiration:
My fascination:
I love this fuckin guy:
Jerry Carroll, pitchman for 70s/80s NYC electronics store Crazy Eddie:
Drea De Matteo aka Adrianna La Cerva on "The Sopranos":
The HOTTEST Puerto Rican woman in the world (and frequent SPIC'N SPANISH guest). The queen of the video vixens, Gloria Velez:
Former frequent SPIC'N SPANISH guest Ice-T is one lucky son-of-a-bitch. This is his very blonde, very voluptuous wife Coco. What a fuckin ass on this broad!:
The lucky S.O.B. alongside the Ultimate White Woman:
In the early 80s I had a crush on this blonde bombshell: Super hottie Heather Thomas, who played Jody on the TV show THE FALL GUY. (Once again I have my dad to thank for this!):
My mid 80's blonde crush Madonna (paying homage to ANOTHER blonde icon, Marilyn Monroe) in her "Material Girl" music video:
It must've been cold on the set of "Married...with Children" that day. My late 80s blonde crush Christina Applegate (as Kelly Bundy). God, I must really like blondes!:My all-time favorite porn star, JEANNA FINE:
My all-time second favorite porn star, ASHLYN GERE:
R.I.P. Porn star Anna Malle (1967-2006):
My current favorite porn star, TIFFANY MYNX:
Salma Hayek looked ABSOLUTELY PERFECT as vampire Santanico Pandemonium in 1996's FROM DUSK TILL DAWN:
Kelly Hu as Lady Deathstrike in X-MEN 2 (2003):
Kristanna Loken (as the T-X) vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger (as another T-800) in TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES (2003):
Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly were hot lesbian lovers in BOUND (1996):
Denise Richards and Neve Campbell also got their lesbian freak-on in WILD THINGS (1998):
Latin sex bomb Raquel Welch as the hottest cavewoman ever in ONE MILLION YEARS BC (1966):
The hottest TV actress of all time: Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman (1970s):
Adam West as Batman & Burt Ward as Robin on the classic 1960s TV show BATMAN:
Yvonne Craig as Batgirl:
Julie Newmar, the hottest Catwoman EVER. I don't give a fuck what anyone says!:
An iconic image of the late, great Christopher Reeve as the Man of Steel in SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE (1978):
"Is there anyone on this planet who dares even challenge me?" Terrence Stamp as General Zod in SUPERMAN II (1980):
The original (AND BEST) Charlie's Angels: (from l to r) Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett:
The coolest couple in the history of television: Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli and Pinky Tuscadero on the 70s/80s classic sitcom HAPPY DAYS:
I always knew Bruce Lee was a pimp:
East meets West: Bruce Lee battles Chuck Norris in the Roman Coliseum at the end of 1972's RETURN OF THE DRAGON:
The late, great Charles Bronson lets the scumbags know what's in for them at the end of DEATH WISH (1974):
The Warriors begin their fateful trip to the Bronx at the beginning of THE WARRIORS (1979):
The most popular villain on the classic '70s TV Show "The Six Million Dollar Man," THE BIONIC BIGFOOT:
Japanese men in rubber suits do battle yet again in GODZILLA VS. GIGAN (1972):
How did outer-space aliens almost defeat Godzilla in the 70s? By creating a "MechaGodzilla":
Sylvester Stallone (as Rocky Balboa) about to get his ass kicked by Mr. T (as Clubber Lang) in 1982's ROCKY III:
"I'm Tony Montana! Joo fuck wit me, joo fuckin wit dee best!" Al Pacino goes on a bloody rampage at the end of my all-time favorite movie, SCARFACE (1983):
Bill Bixby as David Banner and Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk in the classic 70s/80s TV show "The Incredible Hulk." (Too bad Ang Lee didn't use this as inspiration when he directed his crappy "Hulk" movie from 2003.):
You have to be real old-school to remember this: The "V" miniseries from the mid-80s, about reptilian aliens (led by Diana, the bitch in red) who want to take over Earth. Much more serious and scary than "Independence Day.":
A little clip from Hulk Hogan's "Real American" music video (1986):
My all-time favorite wrestler, Macho Man Randy Savage, in a classic pic from 1986. "Oh yeah, dig it!":
The MegaPowers (Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan) in a publicity shot for the first-ever SummerSlam event in 1988:
An evil Hulk Hogan and the biggest collection of bad-ass mofos in wrestling history, the NWO (New World Order) in 1996:
Former WWF wrestler Chyna's drunken attempt at singing live on Tom Green's Labor Day Extravaganza, set to a classic Iron Butterfly beat. COMPLETELY FUCKIN SURREAL:
Great fuckin movies, great fuckin games:
Sexy women with big breasts, big butts, thick thighs, long hair, hooked noses (yes, I said "hooked noses"), and insatiable sexual appetites. Women who look like...
Smokin-hot, foul-mouthed, supposedly retired porn star from Romania Sandra Romain:
Exotic-looking Israeli/Mexican porn star Raylene:
Heavy metal music VJs/models Mistress Juliya (on the left) & Metal Sanaz:
(If I could go back in time), Yvonne De Carlo as Lily Munster (left) & Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams:
(If I could go back in time), Madonna in 1985, when I was 9 and she was 27. It was the first time I realized that I loved older women!:
Fran Drescher (aka "The Nanny"):
Mariska Hargitay (Olivia on "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"):
Dr. Dot (Former NY Press sex columnist and world-renowned masseuse):
Of course, when you're as hot as the women below, a hooked nose isn't necessary lol:
Puerto Rican singer/actress/dancer and international sex symbol (back in the 70s and 80s) IRIS CHACON:
The Chongalicious Girls out of Miami, Florida. These girls are young, smart, talented, funny, pretty, AND Hispanic. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE THEM:Check out their video:
Laila Ali, professional boxer and daughter of the "Greatest of All Time," Muhammad Ali:
Brooke Hogan, wannabe-singer and daughter of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan:
Scarlett Johansson - the hottest blonde in Hollywood today:
Catherine Zeta-Jones - the hottest MILF in Hollywood today:
Elisabeth Rohm (formerly of TV's "Law & Order"):
I also think that Wanda Velez (she played a member of the "Lizzies" gang in the movie THE WARRIORS) was pretty hot. (Admittedly, one has to watch it a million times to remember someone so insignificant in the film):
Meanwhile, this lucky cocksucker on THE SOPRANOS gets to live out my fantasy! (Well, almost - Adrianna quickly got a change of attitude when she realized that Christopher was intending to have a threesome with the two hook-nosed "schifosas!")
I hope you weren't expecting any great works of literature!
First and foremost, MOM & DAD:
HOWARD STERN, King of All Media:
GODZILLA, King of All Monsters:
Boston Red Sox superstar DAVID "BIG PAPI" ORTIZ, for what he did to the Evil Empire (aka the New York Yankees) during the 2004 playoffs:ROBERTO CLEMENTE, legendary Puerto Rican outfielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates. Won 12 Gold Gloves during the 1960s and 70s. Won National League MVP award in 1966. Won two World Series with the Pirates (in 1960 and 1971), including World Series MVP award in 1971. One of only 26 Major League Baseball players to collect at least 3000 hits. Was the first Latino inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame (in 1973). (Sadly, his career was cut short on New Year's Eve, 1972, when he died in a plane crash while delivering relief aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.):
New Yorker BERNHARD GOETZ, the controversial "Subway Vigilante" of the 1980s, who shot four bastards who were trying to mug him while riding mass transit:
JOE CLARK, the principal who cleaned up the war zone that was East Side High School in 1980s New Jersey and who was the subject of the 1989 film "Lean On Me":
WESLEY AUTREY (aka "The Subway Superman"), the brave New Yorker who on January 2, 2007, jumped onto subway tracks to save a complete stranger by shielding him with his own body while a fucking train rolled over both of them. (Somehow, both survived!):