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Brettski

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About Me

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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I balance, I weave, I dodge, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.As you can probably tell I am a cheeky smart ass! I laugh at myself...and others on a daily basis. Try it...it feels good!

My Interests

Many and oh so vaired! I want to say things that are cool and will make people go 'wow, this guy is on to it', but really, I have not a lot of time for interests! I like my books, my music, movies...all the stuff a person with a pulse is into. I am getting into rock climbing, and until recently, I was real keen on the gym, stupid injury took care of that. I am a sucker for marketing, all they have to do is slap a "new", or "must have" sticker on something and I will break land speed records to get to it. As sad and pathetic as it may sound, I am really into my work. It takes up a huge chunk of my time, and is never easy, but I love it. It's in the fashion sector...so it never stands still, and is always evolving. Brett --
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Sexually stunning

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I'd like to meet:

Humans, preferably, although it is up for discussion! Aliens would be cool to meet if they keep their probes at home!Bill Gates...just to aks him for tips on how I can control the global economy too (big part of my world domination plans).The president of America. Well I would prefer to BE the president (mmmm, Airforce One)...but meeting him will suffice.
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Music:

Ok, so the music section. Most of my friends will tell you that I am the saddest person alive when it comes to music. I have been told on more than one occasion that I am a 14 year old girl trapped in the body of a 27 year old guy. Here goes though.... Well, I am a mainstream music nut. Will listen to pretty much anything, except country (hicksville is something I left behind) and heavy metal (the brain cells I have left do not needto be bashed around). I hate the inate banter that goes on between the radio people...drives me nuts.

Movies:

Will watch pretty much anything. But the ones that truely mess with my mind (not the hardest task on earth) is a suspense. The Grudge is just not right...sick little asian boy that howls like a cat. Throw a clown into the mix and I am a basket case. I like the movies that take the time to build a story up, like a perfect murder, or talented mr ripley. then there are the ones that you watch just becasue they are always good, no matter how many times you see them; Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter movies. I really like Narnia, it was the first movie that was so much like the book that it was a massive relief. X Men makes me want to have powers everytime I watch it, and Air force one makes me want to be president everytime!

Television:

Don't have a lot of time for tv...what with the stunning line up and all! Used to be a big ER fan, but then they moved its time slot, and I always forgot to watch it. Now I don't know who everyone is, so I let that one go. The Simpson's is a perenial favorite, but then it is with most people. Used to be addicted to The O.C. but then it went a little crazy and got canned. When something worth my time comes on, i'll be ready for it!

Books:

Anything (mostly) by Anne Rice. Wow that woman can right a book. Blackwood Farm is my favorite. Um, the Harry Potter series (I am a big kid at heart), and Phillip Pullman's His Dark Material trilogy. The bible (greatest work of fiction EVER). Currently reading the Anita Blake series...finding it real hard to get into, yet at the same time really hard to walk away from. Matthew Reilly (gotta love the aussies). Oh, and about the bible...forget that, I would never read that shite!

Heroes:

Superman...WAY less gay than BatmanYour results:
You are Venom Venom 89% Juggernaut 86% Dr. Doom 83% Lex Luthor 82% Dark Phoenix 78% Apocalypse 76% Mr. Freeze 71% Riddler 70% Green Goblin 70% The Joker 68% Magneto 66% Kingpin 59% Two-Face 54% Poison Ivy 51% Catwoman 39% Mystique 34% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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My Blog

Snap!

So I am pretty sure I am starting to lose my mind. I have just contacted a person from my past that I swore I would never contact again. I have such a complex and screwed up past with her. I mean, she...
Posted by Brettski on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:49:00 PST

Yo

Hey Hey   Ok, first up. I am sorry. It has been what, six or seven years since I wrote a blog? I have been really busy. I know thats no excuse...but it's all I got! So, firstly, what do we thin...
Posted by Brettski on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:44:00 PST

Leaving, on a jet plane.....

Thats right my friends...I am outta here!   So first off, sorry that it has been a while, but since my house arrest (chicken pox), I have tried to not be home too much. 2 weeks of quarantine wil...
Posted by Brettski on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:21:00 PST

Paris is my dogg

Ok, so maybe it's the cabin fever talking or the endless supply of coke I seem to be on (thanks for that Jakeson...you make me sick and then load me up on sugar drink!), but I was thinking about ...
Posted by Brettski on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:33:00 PST

Karma?

Funny story. Ever noticed that as soon as things are on course, the fragile nature that keeps them there starts to wobble? Take my work for instance. I am back on track. Back to where I operate at a ...
Posted by Brettski on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:22:00 PST

Through the Looking Glass

Have you guys ever found yourself questioning moments in your life that were turning points? Well my friends...time for a little self analysing. I find myself there today. A very good friend of mine...
Posted by Brettski on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

Oh, woe is me....

What up all? So it's a Monday morning and I am pretty sure I am dying. Well, not dying in the traditional sense, but i am not feeling the best. It's either the first of the winter colds I am bound to...
Posted by Brettski on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:25:00 PST