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Cooler Tom Schuler

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Visit RightQuick.net . Or not. It's entirely up to you.

Below is my "appearance" on Comedy Central's Last Laugh. Check it out so you can make fun of me for butchering the intelligent, insightful question I had envisioned.

Also, try to spot me three times in Weird Al's "White and Nerdy". Keep an eye out for Deborah, too!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who makes really good pastrami sandwiches at really great prices!

Translation: I can never come up with a serious answer for this section. There's not really anyone I'd like to strictly meet, per se, but so many that I'd love to work with in various capacities.

My Blog

So as it turns out...

I completely forgot that I have a MySpace!  Isn't that just the bee's knees?Anyway, I'll try to start using this old thing again, but we'll see.If you absolutely need to stalk me, Facebook is a good i...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:17:00 GMT

Stuff, Things, and other Items.

I am writing a blog now.  Well, I was when I wrote this.  Since you're reading it you can assume that I finished.  Good for me!Getting married in less than two months!  Wow!  ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Why Hillary Clinton won California.

Deborah found this flyer several months ago on a table in Ontario Mills.  There were hundreds of copies of an original that was clearly written in pen.  I am going to transcribe it for you i...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:48:00 GMT

Come witness Tom Schuler’s foray into standup comedy. June 4!

I will be participating in Uncle Clyde's Comedy Contest on Wednesday, June 4 at the Ice House Annex.  I know the large majority of you live far away from the place, but if you're not actually my ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 18:44:00 GMT

Finding my voice.

I've just come down with a nasty cold.  It's quite painful to talk.  At least I don't have to work today.I had a bunch of ideas for a blog since I've had some fun stuff going on lately, but ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 18:45:00 GMT

People I do not like to watch movies with.

The Clapper - This person is someone I do not want to watch comedy or action movies with.  Whether it be just two people in a living room or a theatre full of viewers, this person likes to clap b...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:19:00 GMT

An attempt at forced inspiration.

I don't write many blogs because I don't generally feel I have anything interesting to say.  However, right now I'm going to attempt to write something, no matter what.  I demand that everyb...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:54:00 GMT

This blog is going to help me.

I feel awkward when people give me advice.  Like, I don’t know how to acknowledge that I’ve taken in what they have said and am adding it to my wisdom lobe.  Like, I try to say, ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Why I am not a good salesman.

I despise small talk.  Stupid conversations about the weather, how crowded the mall is, and crap like that.  I can't stand it.  I can have conversations with customers, yes, but when th...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:02:00 GMT

This, that, and the other thing.

I've been feeling socially starved lately.  I don't have a lot of friends in the area, and those that are nearby rarely have free time that coincides with mine.  High school was so easy...be...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:37:00 GMT