NOW TAKING APPLICATIONS
POSITION: Friend
MUST: be a real person, laid back, down to earth, caring, honest, thoughtful, willing and able to listen to me rant and tell stories (mainly kid stories involving poop), must be a good person, being funny and making me laugh is a plus. Must be loyal, loving and able to laugh at yourself. I dont take many things too seriously. Must tolerate my hundreds of photos i will bombard you with. Must have good reading skills - i have 4 blogs to keep up with. (leaving comments is a big plus to me) You do not need to live in Denver, but must be willing to travel. Able to use a cell phone and return a phone call, or knowledge of text messaging. If you also would like babysitting my kids on occassion... YOUR IN, i need a break :) Must understand my use of sarcasim and not take it personally.
IN RETURN: In return I will be a great friend. Quarterly Bonuses. (i bake, send real mail, make art work about you, like to shop and be thoughtful/etc)