I like to watch long epic movies. I like sad endings. I like to read books written by people much smarter than I am. I am an introvert that likes to do monologues in front of everyone at a party. I like to get all my work done so I can leave work early. I like to watch as many movies as possible every week. I sometimes go to the darkside after a few drinks. I am the best athlete who can't walk 5 yards without tripping over his own feet. I own more grooming products that most women. I like to spend a fortune on clothes and then wear sweats every time I leave the house except for work and going out. I'm the biggest vegeterian you will ever know. I like Deadwood.
I don't like the Red Sox. I don't like romantic comedies. I don't like crowds and noisy places. I sometimes listen to incredibly cheesy music when I am by myself in the car. I am converted slob who now cleans his condo every night. I am an absolutely awful interior decorator. I don't like how my clothes fit. I want to weigh 198 pounds and my diet starts tomorrow, but I have said that 97 times in the last 102 days. I want to watch every good movie ever made. I used to be able to squat over 650 pounds, but can't come close anymore. I crave attention but probably want you to leave me alone. I want you to praise me and then I will probably tell you you're wrong.
Mostly, I just want to become a kinder and gentler person.
