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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm the luckiest guy I know. What more can I say? You have to ask to find out. I'm not gonna give it away. People say they're alright, that they're cool, or they're fun. I could lie through my teeth just to fool everyone.In fact, I'm a joker, sarcastic and smart. But I like to play dumb, and I do fit the part. I'm not sore on the eyes, but you can judge for yourself. If that's all that concerns you, look at somebody else.I make boring sound fun. I can laugh at a grump. An optimistic idealist, not a gullible chump. I make fun of my friends, except for my mom. I'm a bull-headed Taurus who admits when he's wrong.Now I've introduced myself. The ball's in your court. If I'm worth a 'hello', be the sociable sort. If I already know you, this whole part was no need. But you have to admit, it was still fun to read.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE! Unless there's something seriously wrong with you. I have enough disturbed people in my life that I'm trying to get rid of. And, Justin Timberlake, stop sending me instant messages all the time! Why on EARTH would you think I'd be interested?! Don't think that just because you've changed your screen name I won't still know it's you. Make yourself useful and give my screen name to Janet Jackson. I know you know her. You ripped her bra off. And I know you had a brief encounter with Kylie Minogue once. Any idea how I can get in touch with her? Also, you've been in close cahoots with Madonna lately. When you're finished annoying her, send her my way so she can actually have an intelligent conversation with someone. Anyway, I'm certain that's where your usefulness ends.

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