Humerous Classified Ads |
The following were taken from classified ads in newspapers throughout America....
* Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 yrs old, Hateful little Dog.
* Free Puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky Neighbors...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:07:00 GMT |
Work vs. Prison ? What? |
Just incase you ever get the two mixed up, This should make things a bit more clear...
In Prision... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.At Work... you spend the majority of your time ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:11:00 GMT |
Deep Thoughts :-) |
The closest I ever came to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
I live in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here.
I dont do drugs anymore cause I find I get the same effect just...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:09:00 GMT |
Chinese Proverbs |
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket all day feel cocky.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 00:36:00 GMT |
Things to do at Walmart while your friends/family take their own sweet time:):) |
I fell over laughing & could not stop... Hope you do too
I do not support Walmart in anyway, Just using Walmart as an example... (No intention to create monsters here)
1. Get a box of condoms and...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:38:00 GMT |
What not to say to a police officer! |
What not to say:
I can't reach my license, can you hold my beer please? (OK in Texas.)Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.Arent you the guy from the Village People?Hey,...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:17:00 GMT |
Women's War Stategy - New Plan of Attack |
Be advised - This IS A JOKE - Do not take offense (Just dont read)....
Take all American Women who are within five years of menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with a...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:09:00 GMT |
Sex Quiz Results |
Quiz Results:What Sexual Activity would I go to jail for? Kara will go to jail for ... Celebrating nude day
Sexual Zodiax:TaurusYou are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:42:00 GMT |
Livin in 2007 |
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 , WHEN....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to r...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:05:00 GMT |
Things We Learn |
I've learned that:
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.It takes years to build up...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:02:00 GMT |
