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"Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”

"Stare down the fates with your coldest contempt, give them reason to remember you."

"Broken bones heal, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody ever wants to die."

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

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