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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Neil
Date of Birth: August 20th 1991
Birthplace: New Orleans
Current Location: Gretna
Eye Color: brown-green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 9"
Heritage: Irish, Italian, English, Dutch, German, French
Piercings: none
Tattoos: none
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Beastie Boys (shut up)
Song: People are Strange
Movie: A Scanner Darkly
Disney Movie: The Nightmare Before Christmas
TV show: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Color: black
Food: sushi
Pizza topping: pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: pistachio
Drink (alcoholic): NyQuil
Soda: Diet Coke
Store: Spencer's
Clothing Brand: Dragonfly
Shoe Brand: Converse
Season: Winter
Month: December
Holiday/Festival: Halloween (i love scaring small children)
Flower: whatever smells good i guess
Make-Up Item: ?
Board game: Risk
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy as long as i'm inside
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: day
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: not accidentally killing myself
Most missed memory: Puerto Rico
Best physical feature: my eyes i guess
First thought waking up: going back to sleep
Hypothetical personality disorder: I'm insane, no hypothetical
Preferred type of plastic surgery: none
Sesame street alter ego: the count
Fairytale alter ego: the hobyahs (look em up, it's disturbing)
Most stupid remark: nice ass
Worst crime: graffitti
Greatest ambition: being an artist
Greatest fear: roaches, 18 wheelers, needles, hights, and turkeys
Darkest secret: i really am as stupid as i look
Favorite subject: art
Strangest received gift: a lock of hair
Worst habit: getting too excited and not realizing it
Do You:
Smoke: no
Drink: no
Curse: should i say "fuck yeah" to be funny?
Shower daily: yes
Like thunderstorms: not when i'm walking outside
Dance in the rain: no
Sing: not in the sense that i'm good but i do
Play an instrument: no
Get along with your parents: 50/50
Wish on stars: no
Believe in fate: yes
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: no
Sew: no
Cook: yes
Speak another language: no
Dance: no
Sing: kinda
Touch your nose with your tongue: almost.....there.....
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: no
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: yes
Made prank calls: yes
Sent someone a love letter: yes
Stolen something: yes
Cried yourself to sleep: no
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? self pity
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? bed by 12 asleep by 2
Name three things you can't live without: sleep, drawing, laughter
What is the color of your room? sky blue (i didn't paint it)
Do you have any siblings? baby sister
Do you have any pets? two cats and a chicken
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? hell i'd do it for free
What is you middle name? henry
What are you nicknames? neilus
Are you for or against gay marriage? for
What are your thoughts ..ion? what a woman does with her body is her own business
Do you have a crush on anyone? yes, a few actually
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? in my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? i don't know
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? drawing somone without thier permission
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: dark
Eye color: doesn't matter
Height shorter than me
Weight less than me
Most important physical feature: ass i guess
Biggest turn-off body odor
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Unknown Facts/Secrets About Me:
What does your MySpace name mean? it's a fake name i made up because i have that kind of time
Elaborate on your default photo: obey giant. nuff said
Do you drink? no
What's your current mood? dazed
What exactly are you wearing right now? pajamas and a shirt
What is your current problem? i'm single
What do you love most? art
Do you smoke? no
Are you musically talented? no
If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? psycho bitch girlfiends
If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be? a sloth so i could get some sleep
Ever had a near death experience? yes several
Have you ever been in love? if you could call it that
What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head? uncle fucker
Name someone with the same birthday as you: isaac hayes
Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? shhhhh
Have you ever been in a fight? yes, i lost
Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? no
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? physical appearance
What do you usually order from McDonalds? the McDiabetis explosion, it;s delicious
Do you hurt yourself on purpose? no, not on purpose
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? mamie says the singer from my chemical romance, i just don't see it
Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows? yeah, that a problem?
Did you have braces? no
Are you comfortable with your height? yeah
Do you have a crush on someone on your myspace? yeah
Does this person have a crush on you? i dunno
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