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Lance Lance Revolution

Lance, get the fuck out of my house!!!

About Me

Hi my name is Lance.
If you want to add me...please message me first. I hate when people add me and never talk to me...even If i message them (thats a for sure way to get deleted) But sometimes I may not say anything to you for awhile if I requested you but thats probably because I havent yet realized that you added me.Yup thats about it.
This is really long....just a warning! As I am typing this it is 2:30 in the morning and I am not tired so what the hell I'll just type everything about me that I can think of right now. Yup...I'm gonna try to make it as easy as possible for the people who have never met me to understand me. But that is kind of impossible since I am kind of complicated.
I'm kind of a dork...in a good way though. Sometimes I am really calm...other times I am really hyper. I'm hyper most of the time though....sometimes too hyper...but that doesn't happen too often. I am random and outgoing and I just like to have fun.
I'm a pretty friendly guy but I have a little temper that most people haven't seen and probably never will because I don't get mad easily and when I do....I get over it pretty fast.
Sometimes I am too nice. Especially to people I really care about. I come off as clingy sometimes...but I'm really not.
I will probably talk to you and I get along with pretty much anyone.
I get mistaken alot for being like 15 or 16 lol. Unless I grow out my scruff then I dont look so young.
I work at Subway. It's not a bad job at all actually....way better than coldstone ever was.
I am kinda conceited but not to the point where it is really irritating. I guess sometimes I am just a little too confident. I used to be super conceited though and it turned alot of people away but I think I have gotten much much better but I think I'll always be a little conceited so I just try my best not to come off as a narcisistic asshole to people I meet.
But sometimes I am an asshole...I can't help it. I feel bad when I am a total ass to someone and they end up being pretty cool. Yea...I am kind of judgemental. Sometimes it is fun being an asshole though...especially to people who suck at life...I enjoy pissing them off.
I don't smoke. If you do thats fine I'll probably buy cigs for you if your under 18 and I like you enough cuz I'm nice like that but that doesn't mean I support what your doing. Maybe that doesn't make sense...oh well.
I rarely drink.I usually only drink when with good friends I don't like drinking with people I don't know....so yea I am not a big partier.
Its stupid when people put "bahahaha" after something that isnt funny.
I would say I have more friends who are girls than guys. I get along with them better and alot of guys give me shit for having long hair which is lame.
I enjoy music alot...but its not my life...although its a big part of it...there is more to life then just music. Don't shelter yourself.
My favorite bands are(In no certain order.)
The Blood Brothers
The Number 12 Looks Like You
Genghis Tron
You know who sucks? The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, HeavyHeavyLowLow, Aiden, Hinder, and Hawthorne Heights. Don't argue with me because you are wrong.
I dont play any instruments but I want to learn to play guitar, bass, and keyboard/synth.
I'm the youngest child of 3. I got a 21 yr old sister and a 27 yr old brother.
I like spending my time at local shows and concerts. The mall is cool too....cuz I like buying things lol. And I love Borders.
I really hate alot of scene kids though...not because they are scene but because of the extreme cockyness and arrogance that alot of them seem to have. Just stop acting like your better than everyone else. This does not mean I will automatically hate you if your scene. Some scene girls can be cute though...unless they over do it with make-up and crazy hair.
IM me at YoungMacheteUSA but if your a wierdo don't bother me.
Just don't be afraid to say hi!

Ok this isn't as long as I thought it would be.

My Interests

I like:

Hanging out with friends

Going to local shows

Eating

Bringing Sexy back!

Snowboarding

Sugar-free RedBull!

Concerts

Pretty much anything music related

I dont like:

Super Shallow girls

Egotistical Scene fags

Jeffree Star

Centipedes...thats about it.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anyone as long as your nice and I can act like myself around you without being bitched at!

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Music:

I listen to alot of different kinds of music such as:

post-hardcore
emo
metalcore
grindcore
tech metal
southern rock
death metal
alternative
experimental
acoustic

I am currently listening to:

A Static Lullaby

The Dillinger Escape Plan

Reggie and the Full Effect

House of Fools

The Fall of Troy

Movies:

Straight up ghetto dance movies!
Stomp the Yard!
You got Served!
RIZE!

Television:

Fast Animals...Slow Children.

Books:

No.

Heroes:

Ehh...idk but people with scottish accents make me laugh cuz they kick ass!

My Blog

This dude knows what he is talking about!

  This is the greatest thing I have ever read...period! READ IT! http://www.last.fm/user/Lanimilbusx/journal/2006/10/2/238756 /  ...
Posted by Everybody report to the Lance floor! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST

Confessions blog!

Mya Radlovic asked me to post a blog about her and I am going to since I am bored. Here it goes...   Mya is cool. She drinks milk and is like really tall...so basically she is an amazon warrior.....
Posted by Everybody report to the Lance floor! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

Here is a list of songs I hate and why!

Yup I am bored so I am gonna make a short list of songs I really hate and tell you why I hate them and stuff! Its nothing special but oh well.   "Entombment of Machine" By Job for a Cowboy. Its p...
Posted by Everybody report to the Lance floor! on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST

I came to the conclusion that....

Vegetarian girls are the best looking girls. Its odd but true. Well some are kinda fucked up looking but they are exceptions. Maybe its just me but I think the font is really big for this blog....wie...
Posted by Everybody report to the Lance floor! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

Saosin!

One time in summer camp many years ago some little kid told a knock knock joke and here is how it went...     Stupid kid: Knock Knock. Someone else: Who's there? Stupid kid: Open. Someone el...
Posted by Everybody report to the Lance floor! on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST