Why birds suddenly appear, every time you are near. Oh, and butt chins & ass crack. Most recently, drunk ebay is a particularly stupid interest of mine... must stop. have to stop. yackson will kill me if any more random packages show up from japan or austrailia with elvis towles and old teeth. must stop, but if i do, you can all expect to start getting drunk phone calls from me again!!!!
Elvis Presley's Minge and any Elvis impersonator with "Man Camel Toe". Oh, and Jack and Gary's hole mate.I'd like Jack to meet Isa's future boy/girl friend with a shotgun and a list of questions. She's too cute for this world!!!
Everything. Just received Jack's grand pop's record collection, which includes several Readers Digest "coctail piano time" box sets... best box sets ever made. I even put on an apron when I play them... they are that inspiring. the german beer drinking sing-a-long records make me spill beer all over the house. we've had to hide them from me.Some faves: Elvis Presley and the many impersonators that keep his spirit alive, Rudamentary Peni, Steel Pole Bathtub, Motorhead, Otophobia - the ex-lead singer is sooooo HOT!,Link Wray, T.Rex, The Mummies, Leonard Cohen, The Cramps, Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Elvez, Turbonegro, Pogues, Nick Cave, Clash, Mastodon, Amebix, Varukers, Flux of Pink Indians, Hank III and Assjack, The Stones(F the Beatles),James BrownRIP,(Despite my violent reactions -- how's your head jack?) The Louvine Brothers, Charlie Parker, Avengers, Crass, Niki and the Corvettes, Guitar Wolf "WOK AND WOLL" (I called him in Japan when I was 19, his mom doesn't speak very good english), T.REX, Cocteau Twins, The Red Aunts, X, The Crucifucks, Four Hour Fogger, The Dead Boys, EVERY SINGLE SONG ON THE MUPPET SHOW ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!, Loretta Lynne, Patsy Cline, Donovan, Flatt & Scruggs, Quite Riot, Sabbath, Queen (yup, you read it correctly), Prince, and so on and so forth... oh yeah, did I mention Motorhead?
In no particular order... Delicatessen. The Wild One. Chopper Chicks from Zombie Town. Dr. Strangelove. Apocalypse Now. Alice's Restaurant. Up in Smoke. Modern Times. The Muppets Take Manhattan. Freeway (you were going to kill me and do sex to my dead body, weren't you bob!)Bubbahotep. The Big Labowski. Breakfast at Tiffanies. Easy Rider. Bullitt. Wild at Heart. Brazil. On Any Sunday. Citizen Kane. Ghost Dog. M.A.S.H. O'Brother Where Art Thou. Grand Theft Parsons. Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Napolian Dynamite (Tina, come get some ham!!!!).
The Dukes of Hazard -- if you've got Waylon Jennings as your narrator, I'm sure as hell gonna love it. Spike TV recently started playing the A-team and Magnum PI. ROCK.
Way, way, way too many to talk about. RIP KV.
Elvis Impersonators -- ALL OF THEM. And especially Elvis Impersonators with TOE!!!!!