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MR Shane Jessup

My first fight was me versus five boroughs.

About Me

Blog Thingamajig.

Time Is Too Short.
My life is pretty much a high budget rap video starring Woody Allen.
Ligers are awesome. Really.
Graphic Designer, Clothing Designer, Painter, Illustrator, Dog Owner, Lover, Fighter, Friend to All, Enemy to Some, Literally the Son of a Preacher Man, Named After a Movie. Proud founder of Team 77 since 1977.


Obsessive compulsive, manic depressive, Gemini with adult ADD. Fumi landed a winner.
All-around dork.
..This page was messed up with Tizzy's myspizzy izzeditor V666.5 1/2 ..

My Interests

Blog Thingamajig.

Time Is Too Short.
My interests include my dog, Cortez . Cuddling, drawing, painting, computer shite, getting paid, being broke, fake designer clothes, 100% Magenta, graffiti (graffiti graffiti, not ' street art '), crappy bars with no one in them, nice bars with lots of people in them, Barcelona, New York, my gold teeth, people minding their own business and learning they should stay out of my business. Free stuff is cool, I like that. The Superficial.
Good friends.


Makin' things happen.

I'd like to meet:

Sometimes when I see the words "Injury" and "Lawyer" together, I think it says "Ninja Lawyer". I want to meet either a ninja lawyer or a ninja dentist. Or both.
People that clip their nails on the train. I want to shove an icepick in your eye and set you on fire.
The Ghetto Fabulous and The Hood Rich.
That's about it, thanks for your time.

Movies:

Remember the montage scene in Rocky IV where Rocky jumps in the Lamborghini and rethinks his life while driving around the city? Right after he decided to fly to Russia and fight Dolph Lundgren cuz he killed Apollo Creed? That awesome song 'No Easy Way Out' by Robert Tepper starts playing and you just want to tear up because of everything Rocky and his family have gone through to get where they're at.
Every movie should be just like that. Seriously.

Television:

Oprah. That's it.

Books:

Any and all by Chuck Palahniuk . Morning Wood , any and all by William Gibson , The Art of War, Code of the Samurai.

Heroes:

Randy Eaton. Most bartenders. Most bars. The Ghetto Fabulous and The Hood Rich. My parents. People that get things done. Alphonse Mucha. Oprah.

This one guy Erupto.


Everyone that hasn't hit me in the face when they probably should have.

My Blog

Bloggerificness.

As myspace becomes more and more annoying, I will now be using this as my blog, gonna try to keep it updated as much as possible, but if you know me, you know how lazy I am.Thanks.http://mrshanejessup...
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST

Busy, busy...

...so it's working out to be a good year." Random illustration jobs for Swindle again (hopefully becomes a regular thing)." 3 board limited series for a skate company (more details later, these are go...
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

Nevermind 2006...

...I meant 2007.Good riddance to a rough ass year.
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:55:00 PST

2006...

...is going to be a great year.Sunday, January 1st...it's on suckers. New year, new life, slightly used (but still in mint condition) Shane.Boo-yah!!!...
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:28:00 PST

"Dating"...

...kinda resembles this: Yeah...I wasn't very good at those games, either.
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:26:00 PST

Cabbie Talk.

I was informed this morning by my cab driver that if the police find dog hair in the back seat, the driver is fined $35.00. This is because people complained about having to wipe dog fur off their clo...
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:17:00 PST

Thank you MR...

...R. Kelly. I just sat through episodes 1-5 of Trapped In The Closet and I must tell you...I'm extremely pleased to hear you're now in the process of filming episodes 6-10, then releasing them as a m...
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Survey Redux

1) When I was a kid, after school I: made out with my neighbor. 2) This one time when I was high: I probably puked. Pretty sure I'm allergic to the wacky weed. 3) The New Pope: isn't dead ye...
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Mr. Rum (Thanks Chuck)

Dear Alcohol: First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ev...
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To elaborate on yesterday...

Today I'm not thankful for creepy old Polish guys that stare at 16 year old girls, the postal trucks under my window at 6am, and probably a few other things. Today I AM thankful for Dunkin Donuts c...
Posted by MR Shane Jessup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST