Being young, single and healthy (not vegan healthy though, like working out healthy). Belvedere on the rocks.
in order:
- Beautiful people (inside a must, outside is a bonus)
- Darryl Strawberry
- a girl who knows whether "Planet Telex" or "Airbag" is her favorite opening track on a Radiohead album (even though they're essentially the same song...discuss)
- someone with a segway who will let me ride it
- girls who will offer to buy the next round and really mean it
- people who have never uttered the phrase "bro, do you know
where i'm from?" with the intention of intimidating
- people who have laughed at people who ask "bro, do you know where i'm from"
- people with couches in places far away from NYC
- girls who play bass guitar (marry me)
- people who used to be the fat kid in 3rd grade
- the cool kids in 3rd grade who made fun of you and are fat now
- People who do it either for the love or for the money... but NEVER for the love of the money
- a woman with a MILD emotional problem as opposed to a severe one
- The three geniuses of our modern time: Seth McFarlane, MF Doom and Larry David.
- a cuter mom than this: (notice we have the same smile and same crazy smirk like we just had strokes on the same side of our brains.)
Everything...even country...but specifically:
I know because of KRS-One, Weezer, White Stripes, Nirvana, Radiohead, Mobb Deep, NIN, Redman, QOTSA, Ghostface Killah, Cage, MF DOOM (best MC in NY right now), Kast, EPMD, most golden age rap (start with Kane), Public Enemy, The Cure, Nas (1994-6, 2003-), Slick Rick, Maroon 5 and Pat Benetar
Wes Anderson flicks, Half Baked, New Jack City, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Solarbabies, King of New York, Dolemite, 28 Days Later, Bad Santa, Big Trouble in Little China (son of a bitch must pay!) and E.T. still makes me cry
The L Word (Jennifer Beals did it for me at 8...and goddammit she's still doin it,) any HBO comedy series or documentary (Ummm Curb, Wire, Rome etc.) Sealab 2021, Arrested Development, LOST.... and there's no future for us if you can't appreciate the genius of Family Guy
Chicken Soup for the Angry Black Man (hitting bookselves in 2006,look for it!), On the Road, Frankenstein, Sesame Street's: There's a Monster at the End of this Book
Liz Sugarman's face and this guy...