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Juicy J

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm tall. About 6 feets. I weight a-prox 170 LB and GAINING (fast!). IQ is a-prox 145 and the meat is CUT.

My Interests

Hobbits, Clerics, and all things of the pre-dinosaur elderworlds. My main goal is to discover, and expose, the fact that dinosaurs never went extinct and that they evolved into something that still lives among us and is waiting for the right time to strike (while the iron is hot). Carl Sagan believed the dinosaurs were still here, so do I. I enjoy funilingus.Otherwise I like normal things. I like to sit in my tree and sing songs to little children.I also enjoy biking, running, and sailing. Combining the three is my favorite activity which I like to call the trifunalon.I enjoy liberalism and conservativism and creamy italian salad dressing on salads made of mostly select romaine.

I'd like to meet:



Good luck in Phillytown.

pickles on top is the best idea

Music:

metal...heavy metal

Movies:

Barfly

Television:

Rick Steves

Books:

Biting satire

Heroes:

Dudes in bands with the balls to say to the crowd between songs or after their performance "Ok! Thanks for checkin us out! Uh, you can also check us out on Myspace." Or "just wanna say hi to all my myspace friends who came out." They missed the memo from Tom. It's Myspace "friends" dudes. "friends". "....." " " ""

My Blog

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Hi there. Just curious how many views this would get. Call me.
Posted by Juicy J on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:06:00 PST

Today's Word of the Millennium: SCHTICK!

I love schtick so much. Seriously, I love people who are doing schtick non-stop. I do a lot of schtick. It's great for entertaining yourself and others and also a classic defense mechanism. Omg. K. G-...
Posted by Juicy J on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

I MASTURBATED AGAIN

i usually do it 1-2 times every 1 day. sometimes more. sometimes less. if you pop into my head when i masturbate it's usually more/less.
Posted by Juicy J on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:19:00 PST

i have nothing to say

  i have nothing to say it's true. i've been alive for 23 years and i woke up this morning and i realized i don't have anything to say. not a goddamn thing. i've said it all before. religio...
Posted by Juicy J on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:21:00 PST

blogging

worst trend. deep down, no one really cares. blogs are just a quick fix like reality tv. everyone *loves* "other people's" emotions and thoughts right now. but only superficially, and vicariously. the...
Posted by Juicy J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whats new assholes

yeah fuck you what bring it i don't care whatever u fag
Posted by Juicy J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i like girls

mmmm
Posted by Juicy J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today I Masturbated

This only blog I need publish on here.
Posted by Juicy J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST