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EROS TURANNOS

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About Me

I"m going to try and not go into a detailed rant about myself because I don't want to be pretencious in my own importance. So, that being said, those who know me-KNOW ME. Those who don't-don't. Simple as that really. I refuse to be an open book to anyone, if you wanna know something: music layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy Hot Free Layouts music layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy Hot Free Layouts
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My Interests

Love writing screenplays. Learning to play the guitar. I love playing basketball and hitting the gym. I like pretty, outgoing chicks who find me funny and understand my sense of humor (Most do).

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I'd like to meet:

Ready for an oldie but goodie cliched response: "Cool and interesting people." Throw in some hellraisers, usurpers to the status quo and....naw, just kidding, anyone with something interesting to say
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Melecio
Birthday: May 3rd
Birthplace: Los Angeles
Current Location: (Ugh!) Delano
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark...brown
Height: (Cough) 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right hand bitches!!!
Your Heritage: Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: what are shoes?
Your Weakness: Superman doesn't tell everyone about kryptonite. Why? Because they'd use it against him, thats why!
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: As long as it's edible....(Says the chubby midget)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fuck, lets see, well first I would....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: What's that smell?
Your Best Physical Feature: Ummmm....my abs....no, definetly not my abs...um my lips maybe.
Your Bedtime: Don't know what that is?
Your Most Missed Memory: Fuck if I know, the mother fucker's missing....
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac
Single or Group Dates: Hmmmmmm group dates.....(begins to drool incesstantly)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappu...whazit????
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuck no!!
Do you Sing: Hell yeah! Wait sing? I thought it was swing; no, no, I don't sing.
Do you Shower Daily: If by daily you mean every other week then no; I shower every other MONTH BITCHES!!!
Have you Been in Love: Ah! (Sighs) Yes, why yes I have.
Do you want to go to College: When I'm 40 or something...I don't know.
Do you want to get Married: One day
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Attractive? No. Gods gift to ugly woman, hell mother-fucking-yes!!!
Are you a Health Freak: Sadly no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: what the fuck?
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what the fuck?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sushi sushi, or SUSHI? Sushi as in...(Winks!!)..you know...cause yes I have, whoaaaaaaa!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes. naked.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: believe it or not no, I'm actually fairly easy.
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: Young and handsome
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fuck you! Thats personal.
What country would you most like to Visit: You mean, like, outside of Delano or....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: not too picky
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: Not TOO big, but...
Best Clothing Style: As long as shes looking good...
Number of Drugs I have taken: ....
Number of CDs I own: Can't count...
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: My whole life....Okay except for that one time....

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Movies:

Fight Club is the greatest movie ever made. Period. I like all of David Finchers films: The Game, Seven, Panic Room (very underated). I also look forward to anything Quentin Tarantino is involved in: Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill bill (Of Course) and the timeless Reservoir Dogs. Y Tu Mama Tambien is also a favorite by Director Alfonso Cuaron, whom directed the best Harry Potter flick in my humble opinion. Amores Peros is a great flick everyone should check out. Peace.


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Television:

I'm a big Joss Whedon fan. I bow at the altar that is Joss Whedon. "Angel" was a great show with brillantly written episodes, and witty dialouge. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", I know, a lot of non-fans are cringing right about now, but for people who gave this show a chance and realized it wasn't just a chick show, but was very funny, soulful, and sometimes heartbreaking. Right now though, I watch Scrubs and The Shield

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahnuik. "Fight Club", "Lullaby" (my personel fav), and the darkly funny "Choke". Everything of Elmore Leonards. And loved Takashi Matsuoaka's "Cloud Of Sparrows" and "Autumn Bridge". John Stewarts "Naked Pictures of Famous people" is a favorite of mine.
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Heroes:

Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Millar, Joe Maduerira ( I botched his named; I know it!), Joss Whedon (definetly), Brian K. Vaugh, and Quentin Tarantino.

My Blog

THE NIGHT SYLVIA GOT HER ASS HANDED TO HER BY THE SANDAL OF DOOM!!

     I went over to my friend Syl's house to watch a movie, which by the way, has become some sort of ritual every sunday.  I was getting bored and frustrated because Syl and ...
Posted by SLUT-MUFFIN!! on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

ELOTE (or KORN for you white folk)!!

Well well Korn, we meet again.  This was my thid Korn concert I've attended and the shows seem to have dewindled from 'fucking awesome' to 'pretty coo'.  Don't get me wrong, the show was, pa...
Posted by SLUT-MUFFIN!! on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:02:00 PST

Fun azz fridays wit Manuela!!!

As your about to find out this blog has nothing to do with music; I just thought it be hilarious if you came in here thinking I was going to get into an articulate rant about the commericial state of ...
Posted by SLUT-MUFFIN!! on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 12:25:00 PST

Blah, blah, bah....

Let me try this out...I've never written a blog before let alone trying to do one everyday.  Let's see how long it takes for me to get bored with this shit.  Today was a rare day for me; no ...
Posted by SLUT-MUFFIN!! on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST