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Kelbel

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About Me

I'm all extra excited to get started on my Master's Degree from Western Michigan University. Life is so delicous right now, and I can't wait to have the opportunity to spin more tales and hopefully publish a compilation of sorts. If you're interested in some juicy dark comedy (fiction of course) I would love to swap stories or receive some critical feedback. I can't wait for Christmas this year, as we'll have a new little one to spoil rotten!!! Our country is in flux, true, but we're all better off for having a real superstar like Obama to lead us. Perhaps there is, after all, some light at the end of the tunnel. Spread peace now!
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I'd like to meet:

George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and for certain Benjamin Franklin. I want to ask them for help!!! What is happening to our government??? Let's hope Obama has some ideas for the future, or else we're all screwedI I love 1776... What other kind of dork would adore a musical based upon the drafting of the Declaration of Independence??? ( :

My Blog

I might be wrong, but I might be right!

Sometimes I wish I wasn't so nice.  I'm in the process of reading one of the worst screenplays I've ever been witness to, and now I have to be all nice about it.  Does that make me bitchy or...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:48:00 GMT

Impending Additions

For those who are in the know, I'm expecting our new addition on October 8.  We are having a girl and naming her Zoey Evelyn Masten.  Zander is very excited, although for some reason, he wan...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:48:00 GMT

Pissed about Christmas

This post is coming from the most Christmas-riffic person that ever existed, but I must admit to a certain amount of frustration this year... Every commercial on TV/radio basically begins with the pre...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:42:00 GMT

Things Mother Said Not To Mention...

Forbidden thoughts, Forbidden pleasures What is the price For unspoken treasures?   Evil wishes, Barely said Uttered only with Cheeks burning red   Nary a though given Forward or back Liv...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 15:29:00 GMT

Upon Waking

Upon Waking Fumbling fingers reach confused, half-aware half-dreaming, asleep   Gauzy curtains fading, yet nearing the place I knew before.   I'm alive.   Nothing tempts me quite so muc...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:01:00 GMT

Me... writing poetry???

One flake of ice drifts      slowly           downward               &n...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:23:00 GMT

Product Endorsement

Frederick's of Hollywood Exxxtreme Cleavage Bra.  Need I say more...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:03:00 GMT

Consideration

Consideration              The lights on the cruiser revolved slowly in the pastel glow of sunset, a stark contrast to the cozy suburb.  Nobo...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:46:00 GMT

Isn't anyone else concerned!?

If I may step up on my soapbox for a moment... Here we go, flying through 2007, screaming into 2008, yet so few are taking the initiative to familiarize themselves with the political issues at hand.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:35:00 GMT

Night

Night The longing sleepless nights suppressed desires stolen glances flushed cheeks lips parted eyes closed mind engaged gasping breath furtive want synaptic lust thighs hot heart racing mind clouded ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:20:00 GMT