Anyone named Steve (it's hard to say the name Steve without smiling), drunk girls with low self esteem at last call, the voices in my head, Mary Lou Retton (only to learn backflips), a magician, any Ninja Turtle (except Michaelanglo, he's annoying), an obscure reference I didn't like, your Mom, that friend of yours that you'd think I'd like, the entire A-Team, and the business end of a spiked baseball bat, Richard Simmons, Stretch Good Body, Guy Smiley, Gordan Ramsey, Lionel Ritchie (all night long)