Good Girls Don't Always Finish Last

I LOVE...
Madly, Deeply,... Hardly
NO APOLOGIES
Lord, I waited, and waited, and waited... and waited some more. I almost gave up and lost my faith. I am sorry for that and I will never doubt you again. Thank you for blessing me with the joy of my heart.
"A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her." " — Max Lucado
Fabulosity is about being the best at everything, looking fabulously sexy, having the best things, flaunting your fabulousness, & loving yourself &/or other fabulous people around you.Only a select few out of the whole human population are fabulous enough to live in "fabulosity".
Female
99 years old
El Paso, TX via Boston and NY part time
United States

It's my time to shine!"
I'm like a party mix! You never know what you'll get. I have a serious side to me and a side that is totally bananas!!!!
The SERIOUS SIDE OF ME...
I am a good person with a good heart. It just takes some people a little longer to discover that side of me.I love intelligent, yet funny individuals that make me laugh until I almost pee myself! Sounds like it contradicts itself, but it is possible to be smart, funny and have a lot going for yourself. I am working on both. I love life. I honestly do. Mine is not perfect but it is great and I have a lot to work with. Life's little imperfects are what makes us beautiful and original.
I am in the Army National Guard and trained as a 88M. I am currently working towards my college degree in Nursing/Military Science, and I would ultimately like to go to medical school. Seems like a large challenge but I am very ambitious and determined to be successful in life. I am destined for great things in life and that is what consistently drives me and makes me believe that there are no limits in life.
"My quality is not an accident; it is the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skillful execution; it represents my wise choices of many alternatives.” -WILLIAM A FOSTER
(REMIX!!! Now the SILLY side of me)

● I love a man that can make me laugh. It is the way to my heart!!! If you really get me laughing I'll foam soda out my nose, or if you're lucky I might snort. That's very seldom though. You have to basically be a comedian compariable to Chris Rock or David Chapelle.
● Yes, I have a "Yoda laugh" and it is awesome!!!... no matter what anyone says. I only do it when I have had WAY too much to drink and I am with close battles. If you never hear this laugh it means that you are not a cool "Banana Heads" like the rest of us. We rock so don't be jealous that you are not one of us.
● In my next life I think I might want to be a ninja, or a jedi. It's a toss up, but I'd even settle for a pirate if that's all that was left and I got a "sweet" eye patch
● I prefer fozen yogurt over ice cream unless it's a Diary Queen vanilla cone. Yummie! I love me some Diary Queen!
● I love to dance on bar tops with my girls(Coyote Ugly was made just for me), but only if I've had enough to drink to not realize what a fool I'm making of myself and if someone makes sure to wipe it down 1st. You ever fall off a bar top? I have! Thankfully I wasn't the only one, and I didn't break my neck
● I love to dance around in my "Spankie Pants" when no one is looking and act like I'm a rock star!!! I'm just that cool!
● I always listen to the voices in my head. I have no choice. They out number me and majority rules.
● I change my hair color or style so often that the next time you see me. You might not recogize me. Be assured that I will never show up with a mohawk. Feel better now? Besides, my head is too big to rock one of those and not look like an alien.
● I am a makeup junkie. If you ever see me w/o makeup I either didn't sneak out before you woke up, or you woke up while I was contemplated gnawing off my own limb instead of waking you up and having to act like I actually like you, or I was so drunk still that I thought I was at my own place. LOL. You could also be just that "Special" that I'm not afraid to scare you off with no makeup
● If you're my friend... I'll hold your hair back when you're vomiting so you don't vomit on it and never let you leave the bar with an uglie or fattie or anyone way below your normal, sober standards(male and female a like), or drunk dial your jerk exes. I value friendships very much becuase I am a very loyal person... hence why I will never let you get so drunk you dance around with your dress over your head unless it's just for giggles or I can join in!
● I'm still trying to figure out who invented the spork. Why did they name it a "spork" and not a "foon". It's a genius idea, never the less! It's a fork and a spoon. Why didn't I think of that?
● One of my favorite silly sayings is... "Holy Bananas"!!! You have to be in the inner circle of friends to truely appreciate it.
● All in all I'm not the easiest person to get to know but if you stick around long enough to get to know me... It will be one hell of a ride that you will either crap your pants during out of horror, or you'll pee yourself laughing so hard. It's a toss up. LOL. Bow chica wow-wow.
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