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Amy

I'd put my foot up your ass for being dumb, but I don't know what I'd catch

About Me

Well, what can I say about myself? I'm a rowdy, fun loving female who is one of the guys, but can be quite girly. I enjoy hunting, fishing, hiking, swimming, skiing, and rougher stuff like bungee jumping, scuba diving, and climbing (trees and rocks). Love animals, and apparently know too much random stuff. Just graduated from UNR: have goals and the determination required to achieve them. Who knows, mebbe I'll be interested in being your friend, so hit me up.

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My Interests

See "About Me." I am the most ridiculously domestic tom-boy ever. I love to cook, and like laundry and cleaning. Also, good books everything from Piers Anthony, to classics like Lloyd Alexander, Tolkein of course (read all of them when I was in the 3rd grade, so I'm not just some new bandwagoner: I hate Sheep!!!), Anne McCaffrey, Clive Cussler (yeah baby, NUMA!!), Tom Clancy, the classics that are too many to name... I have a degree in English Literature and writing, so reading is a big thing. Hmmmm, what else do I like? Concerts, MoShInG! Music is another big thing. I am a HUGE OUTDOOR FREAK!!! I hunt and fish and camp, and my theory is if a woman needs to carry half of the Macy's makeup counter with her on a camping trip, dump the bitch, she's high maintenance. Besides, who wants someone who isn't a natural beauty? N-E-Wayz, yeah. I like individuals, real individuals. It's cool if if you are oober fashionable, to a point, but your personality better be stellar. I DO NOT DO DRAMA!!!!! F-THAT!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, who like to fly by the seat of their pants. Intelligence is a plus, cuz I'm a smartie myself. Responsible, and independent, no wusses or drama kings/queens. Humor: required. Why not always have fun??? FYI: If I don't know you, don't bother sending me a friend request. Every single person on my friend's list is someone I know. Try writing a message like a civilized person, and I'll see if you are worth communicating with.

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Music:

Alternative and Metal, like Deftones, Tool, Otep, CCWR, NIN, Velvet Revolver (just went to a show, it was aight), Slayer, Metallica, System of a Down, classic rock (yeah, you know you like it bitches!), offhanded punk, classical, jazz lots of stuff. NO COUNTRY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!

Movies:

Well now, another passion...I don't do many of the chick-flick type movies. Sappy! My movie collection consists of Boondock Saints, Gladiator, Signs-i laughed, i cried, i squeeked with fright, Troy, Last Castle, Blackhawk Down, Billy Madison, Underworld, Kill Bill Vol. I&II, Anchorman, U-751, Hero, Last Samurai, Behind Enemy Lines, Training Day, Ace Ventura, the three LOTR's (extended versions, of course), Fight Club, GO, The 13th Warrior, School of Rock, STAR WARS. I like any and all of the classic Clint Eastwood 'sghetti westerns. Comedies, action movies, fight movies/martial arts movies (did I mention, I'm not opposed to violence???), scary movies-watch out, aforementioned squeeking. That's about it. Yeah. That's my movies in a nutshell, i guess.

Television:

Hmmmm, my one girly must-have show: Sex and the City. Otherwise, MXC, The Simpsons, Family Guy*best show ever*, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, Chapelle's Show. America's Funniest Home Videos where people are just dumb, and it's always funny to watch dumb people get hurt/wreck stuff in thirty second clips played in montage's. I like to watch outtake shows. Baseball and football games are a must-party at my house, I'll make the snacks!!!! Jeopardy, I rock your mom's balls at Jeopardy-I'm a fantastic nerd. I'm not a fan of most reality shows b/c people are mostly idiotic and I appreciate the talents of a good writing staff. I don't like to waste my time getting wrapped up in the lives of corporate whores and dummies who I wouldn't want to be in the same room with. can you say DRAMA???

Heroes:

My Army special forces father, and my amazingly strong mother. I am a family oriented person.

My Blog

Mah Knee Surgery

I had knee surgery on Weds., April 25, at 8:30 am. This was the aftermath of my birthday party (2-8-07) at Brew Bros, downtown. It sucked. I am lamed!!! They took out a 1/4 of my meniscus, some of my ...
Posted by Amy on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

Downswing

There is a curtain of pain, That swings between reality and dreams, Bulging from the strain, Nothing is what it seems.   This reality is faulted, The past a clinging wraith. Ground is dead and sa...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pattern of Place

A world cast in grey so still, so silent, broken by a single drop, sounding so violent. Shatters the peace, foretelling of an army of water, from father sky to earth daughter. A militia of prisms...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 06:03:00 PST

Crash...(feel free to hate me, I won't censor myself.)

Wow, you think that you have everything under control, that you're totally growing as a person and WHAM you do something super stupid and send yourself reeling. As I sit here and battle to maintain my...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finishing status for nice guys....

Alright, prompted by the often recited saying "nice guys finnish last," I am about to dish my tiny little opinion. First and foremost: in regards to most girls, yes, assholes seem to dominate the...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST