TGIF TCB KSA PTAOH! |
All I can smell is the putrid stagnant smell of the sledgy water pulsing with frantic swimming mosquito larva about to hatch and join the swarm under my chin as I picked up can after can after car...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 20:58:00 GMT |
Poison Ivy vs. Third Eye Blind |
SXSW sucks. Even if you work the entire week of the festival, make a shitload of money and pay off all of your bills and then some or you have the week off to do whatever you want to do - if yo...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 10:04:00 GMT |
Quantum Truck |
I was walking home from work and crossed a really busy street without looking to see if there were cars coming. Something happened. I space out. Like- way out. Walks to and from work are...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 16:42:00 GMT |
Every day I'm hustlin's just like another day in the beautiful east side sunshine:) :) :) |
Even though we ain't got money I'm so in love with ya honey... So now that Obama's in and the joke appears to be over and suicide by leaping off the Empire State building in a clown suit with both...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 11:35:00 GMT |
The Joker |
What the fuck is a liberator? Why am I so fucking bored right now?Why do the people that I want to see lately come around after I've already been bored and drinking all night?Why am I writing this?&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:25:00 GMT |
A colorful chicken |
I got a new laptop. Now what?I called that one "A colorful chicken" because in the two weeks I've had this thing the only thing I've been able to accomplish with it is finding a pic...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
Medical Cat vs. the Roman Holiday |
Do you ever think that you shouldn't have watched The Matrix? I was dreaming. I think I was in Los Angeles though I've never been there. I was with my friend Scott and he was bored. We were on a...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:54:00 GMT |
Are you allowed to jerk off in jail? |
"Hey ya broke ya cherry huh?"...'s what old Pwauly says in Goodfellas after the main character's first time in jail at age like ten or somethin...
I broke my cherry the other night. I went...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him." |
That was a quote from Mike Tyson being interviewed before a fight with Lennox Lewis.
I know fightin's fun but god damn you gotta pick your battles...
I was in another car wreck the other d...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:00:00 GMT |
My safety |
I'm mow punch yeeouuu in yo cheeeyest! ... What? Whi you worried bout it I'm mow get you huhhhh huhhh you a white in yo cheeeyest!... Ok sure...? Uh huh here I go...
I had a barbecue...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 14:03:00 GMT |
