Irish girls are unique in their character. They're a combination of a girl, mother, hooker and nun. They go from Bambi to banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes, or blacken yours. They can love you with a passion and make you feel like a king. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking, or match you pint for pint. They keep Irish men from killin' themselves and each other. They're like the grace of God... incomprehensible but indispensable.