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Stephen Dedalus

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War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. There is evil everywhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous has swept in to the Republic Capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

As the separatist droid army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor...

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So I'm over this already

Well yeah... I've had enough of this already kekekekeh.. But do you know what's weird??   I'm writing this from the FUTURE ooOoOOooOOOooOOoo
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:40:00 GMT

Phone voices: tales of someone who answers a phone.

I think it's important to categorize people not on their behavior, but by the way they talk on the phone. *nods*1. People who talk too loud on the phone:People who talk unnecessarily loud whilst on th...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:30:00 GMT

System of government poll... Cast your vote now!

Characteristics of Government system A:- All industry and property is owned and controlled by the state- Leader of the state is a democratically elected member of a single party- All constituents are ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 23:51:00 GMT

Esoteric humour! WW2 fans come forth and add your own!

In the dark days of economic recession, blown-up asylum seekers and essay critics (hrmph) there's one thing that I believe will really help the world:Luftwaffles.I'll give three healthy Australian dol...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 04:54:00 GMT

Dylan Moran: the Best of (from last night)

"I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE FISH FINGERS!! YOU COME IN HERE, WALKING ON THE FLOOR, BREATHING THE AIR AND HERE I AM - TRYING TO DO SOMETHING FOR MYSELF! OH, OH, LOOK! THE FISH FINGERS HAVE FALLEN ON THE FL...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:28:00 GMT

Cats and cars and shit.

Okay, so I got a kitten. I need to name him:I want something Shakespearean or Greek... Not shitty "Nikolas" kinda Greek, but epic Greek (Think, Agamemnon, or Hephaestus)Right now, his temporary name i...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 04:05:00 GMT

My book list: by Genevieve Cooley

Over the last three to four years I've been buying books as my little guilty pleasure; if I have some spare money, I'll most likely buy a book if I don't buy anything else.Unfortunately, this has resu...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:44:00 GMT

WELCOME HOME MATEEN

.<0B55?. says:back and shit(>'-')> says:AIIIGH.<0B55?. says:relax(>'-')> says:You tell that slag, washing non colourfast fabrics in temperatures below 40 degrees... Could cost you your lif...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:20:00 GMT

Never again (I Deeply regret...)

Never again will I...   1. Drink so much 2. Make such a dick of myself 3. Spend another night with my head in a bucket 4. Not look after a friend properly 5. Ruin one of my closest friends’...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Heartbroken </3

Nah, I'm not really heartbroken, that's always a good line to get people to read your shit. Suck my blog!!   Yeah, so I just had a convo with Mateen & I decided to put a little excerpt on her...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:46:00 GMT