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Tim

timisnotfunny

About Me

i enjoy fun as well as fun related activites.osme of thsee inlcued:-purposefully misspelling to confuse dyslexics -being silly in front of people who no longer respect me (sometimes on camera!) -writing stuff and reaaaaalllly enjoying my own work. i mean who wouldn't!? -practicing modesty from my home -making films (sometimes not porno!) -spreading more love than jesus, john lennon, and wilt chamberlain combined.

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My Interests

films, acting, comedy, performance, music, poetry, existence, analysis, PEOPLE, coincidence, perception, relativity, mystery, adventure, history, truth, philosophy, art, shapes, patterns, animals, myself, food, movement, matter, energy, emotion, motion, the ocean, the city, civilization, the solution, evolution, fusion, pollution, contribution, illusion and bullshit.

I'd like to meet:

the guy who invented the button. i bet he'd be neat. tidy. well-organized. ............................................................ .

Music:

the mars volta, saul williams, brand new, coheed and cambria, gorillaz, the sound of animals fighting, the magic numbers, ted leo and the pharmacists, the arcade fire, ryan adams, bloc party, jon brion, brian wilson, tenacious d, muse, the killers, sublime, the beatles, at the drive-in, afi, postal service, bright eyes, state radio, kanye west, radiohead, death cab for cutie, sleater-kinney, weezer, my chemical romance, the notorious b.i.g., 2pac, eminem, the roots, and you will know us by the trail of the dead, stephen lynch, rock operas about Franz Kafka, pink floyd, buddy holly, johnny cash, green day, otis, red hot chili peppers, the strokes, the hives, the police, fiction plane, david bowie, the cure, morrisey, the smiths, rolling stones, the dave matthews band, frou frou, yeah yeah yeahs, 3, love spit love, alkaline trio, taking back sunday, the afghan whigs, tool, thursday, saves the day, the network, the shins, the moldy peaches, blink 182, bad religion, bouncing souls, social distortion, outsmarting simon, system of a down, pinback, incubus, the white stripes, viriginia coalition, rage against the machine, reggie and the full effect, audioslave, authority zero, the flaming lips, LCD Soundsystem, modest mouse, bob dylan, queens of the stone age, coconut records, outkast and many, many more...

Movies:

to name a few... I HEART HUCKABEES, Serenity, Children of Men, Three Kings, Made, Swingers, LOTR, Star Wars, Tommy Boy, Angus, American Beauty, Charlie Kaufman, Kevin Smith, Tarantino, Terrence Mallick, Speilberg, William Goldman, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Wes Anderson, P.T. Anderson, Richard Linklater, Judd Apatow, The Princess Bride, Donnie Darko, Spike Lee, Shaun of the Dead, The Untouchables, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, The Lost Boys, Good Will Hunting, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer, Apocalypse Now, Kubrick, Joss Whedon, David Fincher, Fight Club, American History X, Saving Private Ryan, Sam Raimi, Very Bad Things, The Swiss Family Robinson, James Cameron, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Garden State, 8 Mile, The Sixth Sense, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Rocky, The Sandlot, Sin City, Jurassic Park, Peter Jackson's King Kong, Jarhead, Tim Burton, Batman 1&2, Batman Begins, Office Space, Amelie, Crash, Mike White, Back to the Future, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, The Boondock Saints, Robert Zemeckis, Scorcese, Doug Liman, Starship Troopers, Idle Hands, Francis Ford Coppola, Spike Jonze.

Television:

Joss Whedon, J.J. Abrams, Shawn Ryan, Seth McFarlane, Lost, Angel, Alias, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, The Shield, Home Movies, Dr. Katz, Arrested Development, SNL, Reno 911, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Adult Swim, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Scrubs, Veronica Mars, Rescue Me, The Office US & UK, Entourage, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Clone High, Mr. Show, Tenacious D, The Ben Stiller Show, Robot Chicken, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Rome, Malcolm in the Middle, Extras, Southpark, Boy Meets World, The Wonder Years, Futurama, King of the Hill, Clerks, Titus, The 4400, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Prison Break, Chappelle's Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, 24, House, Sealab 2021, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell, Stella, The Job, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, Over There, Newsradio, That 70's Show, Happy Days, The Kids in the Hall, The Critic, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Lucy Daughter of the Devil, Heat Vision and Jack, The Comeback, Band of Brothers, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, and absolutely NO reality television. The executives at the FOX network should be locked up for murdering Arrested Development and various other crimes against humanity. RABBIT TROUPE FOREVER!

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, Robert Heinlein, Run by Douglas Winter, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man, Jimmy Smokes Crack and He Don't Care.

Heroes:

my family, andy kaufman, william wallace, han solo, jack black, joss whedon, wesley wyndham price, saul williams, G.O.B. Bluth, chris farley, tom ford, malcolm reynolds, bill murray, jon mcguirk, brendon, jason and mellissa, jack bauer, President David Palmer, vic mackey, that nascar driver who died, and david cross.

My Blog

maligned & resigned, i fly by night to the grind

                          Acrostic Oakenfold Motivocation Reluctance towardE...
Posted by Tim on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:06:00 PST

Anticipating the Rise and Liberation of Niggy Tardust

I'm so excited,like the inverse-square-root of a holocaust in my soul.Truly, you're a hero of mine.times nine.times rhymes behind each vibin' lineof a meta-conscious mind.times sun and moon,times what...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:22:00 PST

american idle

Unintelevision Reality television is neither reality nor television.Irresponsible and irrelevant self indulgent bullshit,Perpetuated by profiteers placed in the position of over...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

democrazy in axxxion

Turbulent times It seems that warCan only lead to war crimesSo hard to turn your mindToward a kind of shine That only peace might findTo find kindness is to not denyOr turn a blind eyeTo the atrociti...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

fo shizzle my hizzle fizzles at micky dizzle.

Early Morn' Delight Slip and Astro-GlideI'm lovin' it like McDonalds Breakfast.Reckless enjoyable content,Leaves me so satisfied.I'm so tired but,Oh, so satisfied. I am-in you an...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:57:00 PST

short story, tall tale

The Rub (A comedy in 4 voices.)    When a new project comes along there is a preparation ritual every filmmaker goes through.  The Entertainment Industry is at the center of the...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:02:00 PST

serving at the leisure of the resident

Deep Fried/Country Cooking Boil the SandStolen values for another's valued stockStuck sifting through the rubble of a half-cocked master plan Scan crowds search suspicious eyesSell judic...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:03:00 PST

I am Neverywhere.

Stuck Forgetting every single sun ray.Must just have these tendencies.Can't sleep, Can't stop, Can't step away Clocks tick on without delay.These indiscreet dependencies I keep,Forgettin...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

my father told me his father told him nobody likes a hippie.

Words and Senses Words and senses Anchor existence To make sense of the senseless Past tenses. Our words create sentences to make Sense of our menacing existence, Representati...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

abort the haiku, murder the wealthy

Torn Unborn Kill some thing less thanwhole and hold that thing closely.It is part of us. Nothing's only right.Natural is a mindset.Never stop the fight. Here's a deterrent;Termina...
Posted by Tim on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST