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Levittown Punkassâ„¢

I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas!

About Me



'I like to DRAWL with CROWNS!'

'I checked out my mullet in the MIRA!'

'Sometimes the best gift is a Q-PON!'

Cross eyes and stare until a sexy white trash Pollock magically appears!

My Interests



I'd like to meet:


My Friend Space
I have elusive friends.

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Music:

Bands I must see live before I die


in no particular order
Toots and the Maytals
TSOL
Ministry
Christy Moore
Jonathan Richman
Mike Doughty
Lords of Acid
Fishbone
Pixies
Faith No More (reunion please!)
Harry Connick Jr
Face to Face
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
New Bomb Turks
Southern Culture on the Skids
Andrew WK
Integrity
Public Enemy
Jesus and Mary Chain
Dropkick Murphys
Dead Milkmen
Stiff Little Fingers
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Bim Skala Bim
The Specials
Bjork
Sinead o'Conner

Movies:

How my last relationship ended:


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Television:



My Blog

LEVITTOWN RULES!

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Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

Levittown on Mars?

Funny, the NYers call it LEAVITTOWN  as well......
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

BAND FONTS

Here's a gift to all those who keep asking me about fonts of band names! Enjoy!DIRECTIONS:Open each ZIP and drag TTF file(s) to your C:..WINDOWS..FONTS folder...
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:19:00 PST

Setzer Whoodini Skulking Swiffertail

It becomes almost near impossible to find myself inspired within the realm of any creative sense when I find that my own personal life has lost its ironies, coincidences and spontanaities.  Those...
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

PUBLIC HEALTH

It is making me sick to my stomache hearing talk show hosts and religious and political pundits defending parents who refuse to have their daughters immunized with Merck's New Cervical Cancer Vaccine,...
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

Bush's State of Iraq Speech

My fellow Americans,It has come to my attention that the current situation could not be graver.  Our enemies who lurk in shadows throughout the Middle East are trying to defeat us in Iraq.  ...
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:27:00 PST

The Truth about True.com

For the first time I actually clicked on one of the zillion persistant TRUE.COM myspace banners that insinuate that there are hundreds of lonely hot chicks in my area who just can't wait to get it on....
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST

This one's for all my IGBO homies!

Levittown_Punkass (11/16/2006 2:41:55 AM): who is this?premierelady01 (11/16/2006 2:42:06 AM): I am Abbey Levittown_Punkass (11/16/2006 2:42:35 AM): I don't know any Abbey, sorrypremierelady01 (11/16/...
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST

zombie mortgage

I get on some bizarre spam lists.Somehow, internet marketing researchers have me pegged as a lonely dude who is sexually dysfunctional, an incessant pill-popper and a zombie looking to refinance my un...
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

I am a capitalist pig, I am!

There are too many things in this world to distract a man from making himself a better person...television, sports, internet pornography, beer & drug consumption, brooding on thoughts and memories...
Posted by Levittown Punkass" on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:07:00 PST