ZombieRoss ~KaBlam~

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☠ That's "Ross" with a shmoopi, just so you know. No, I don't know where the shmoopi goes.
☠ I'm so un-religious, I'm almost anti-religious. Almost all religions on Earth cause nothing but problems. The only ones that don't seem to do any bad are the one's with no superior figure of worship. Buddhism is up to debate on that, but it causes no problems for anyone. It's religious people who are against stem cell research (Which is good), abortion (Which is a choice), and gay people (Who are awesome). So at the very least, religion needs to be dulled down a bit. Seriously.
☠ I love to draw. But I haven't done it much since I never had much of a reason to. But Shelby gave me inspiration. And I'm really glad for that, because I've needed some. I love you, Shelby. ^.^ <3
☠ My memory kinda sucks. A lot. So don't ever come to me if you want to be reminded of something. Because I'll need to ask someone else to remind me to remind you. Not to mention I'd have to beat you over the head with a large fish because you asked me even after I told you not to in this thing.
☠ I am the creator of the comic character Cappy. Most of you have never heard of him, but you will. I have started putting comics up in my pictures. Check them out. If you're not weird, don't bother looking. You won't like them. ☠ I don't comment pictures unless the person who wants comments is one of my best-friend-ness-es or Shelby.
☠ So there's this really really super amazing girl. I've never felt like I've connected with someone like I connect with her. And nobody's ever made me as happy as she makes me. I wouldn't trade the feeling for anything. I'd do anything for this girl. Literally. Me being a brainless monkey aside, I love you, Shelby. I always have. I always will. And nothing can change that. You mean everything to me. You mean MORE than everything to me. And I'm willing to prove it. All you have to do is ask. I'll always be yours and only yours as long as you're willing to have it that way. ♥
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RANDOM FACTS AND OTHER SUCH THINGS I MENTIONED EARLIER!
11/19/08-Fish cough, whales dream, and snails have teeth.
11/20/08-Linonophobia is the fear of string. Peladophobia is the fear of bald people. And dextrophobia is the fear of objects to your right.
11/21/08-Chickemapotamus: A mix between a chicken and a hippopotamus. Credit:Shelby<3
11/22/08-There is a club called "The Society of Jim Smiths" There are over 1,000 members all named Jim Smith.
11/23/08-Miss Piggy once said "Never eat more than you can lift." I politely disagreed.
11/24/08-There is a National Cheer Up the Lonely Day. It's on June 11.
11/25/08-London Bridge has NEVER fallen down. So stop singing about it. :P
11/26/08-"I'll have the flaming young." "Don't you mean 'Fillet Mignon'?" "You charge $13.50 for something that ISN'T a flaming baby?! How do you sleep at night?" "..."
11/27/08-Doomsgiving: A day coincidentally falling on the same day as Thanksgiving on which you wish doom upon your enemies.
11/28/08-Ross: A magical creature that resembles a human in appearance, but is composed almost entirely of bees and non-contractible cat-AIDS. Illness in this species is caused by an imbalance of c-AIDS to bees. A Ross's ideal 'mate' is a Shelby. Rosses require may go into withdrawals if away from this 'mate' for an extended period of time. Rosses are known for excessive eating, politeness, rudeness, exploding, having lots of hair, and being named Ross. If you should see one of these creatures, maybe perhaps kinda attempt to try to see if it's in your best interests to consider making contact with it if you deem it desirable to do so.
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11/30/08-Filler: That random shit you use to take up time and/or space when you have a quota to meet and you're kinda lazy, but you don't want to leave stuff blank. :P
Nothing-ness Week!! :D
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12/07/08- "All I want for Christmas is a custom fit casket with a black velvet interior...Oh yeah...and a bucket of chicken." - Wednesday 13 in the song 'Buried by Christmas'.
12/08/08- If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins that you can have without being able to make change for a dollar. D:
12/09/08- It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear. Freakaaaaay.
12/10/08- When you die, your hair keeps growing for about 4 months.
12/11/08- Someone once paid 1.3 million dollars for a cow in an auction.
12/12/08- Elephants are the only mammals who can't jump. ;_;
12/13/08- If you fly from London to New York by Concord, you can arrive 2 hours before you left.
12/14/08- Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
12/15/08- The U.S. has never lost a war in which we used mules. Yay mules!!
12/16/08- An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
12/17/08- A snail can sleep for three years.
4/22/09- The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England. It lasted approximately 38 minutes before Zanzibar surrendered.

Soooo. Now I have a random empty box. Soon, it will be the the mini-scripture of my new real-igion. Together, my friends and I have decoded the meaning and processes of life itself. It is not a religion. It is not a belief system. It is real natural-high-induced shit. And it's coming to a mind-fuck near you. No comments on the fact that it's a lot past Friday, and this is just now going up. XP But that isn't the point. The point is that I absolutely, indefinitely, and without any doubt at all am in love with Shelby Blackwell. If you put a gun to my head and told me to say I didn't love her, I'd probably do some crazy ninja shit and kill you because you insulted me by thinking I'd EVER say that. I love her more than anything and everything in the world that you can think of. And everything you can't think of. And everything that cannot be thought of. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for this girl if she really wanted it done. Nothing I wouldn't sacrifice for her. Including myself. Shelby, I love you more than you or anyone could ever imagine. It cannot be put into words no matter how many words can be used. An entirely new word would have to be created. And it would have to be used 99,999,999,999 times just to be close to having a chance at possibly explaining how much love I have for you. Anyone whose brain exploded just then, I'm sorry. But anyway, that's me loving Shelby. ^^ I LOVE YOU, SHELBY!!!!!!!!! SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! <3 <3 <3 <3