I'm Not Him |
Water is something I have to deal with.
Shmookis will drink as much water as needs be for basic survival, and to produce the oral excretant I use to bathe myself. This is my chosen relationship with H...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:34:00 GMT |
NOW IT'S PERSONAL!!! - The Worst of Crimes |
You poisoned the catfood!?!
As I was searching through the news looking for fresh crime I found this from the AP:
"Rat poison was found in pet food blamed for the deaths of at least 17 cats ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 18:26:00 GMT |
Shmook's Dilema |
So many of you people out there have written me asking if I am "for real" or "a joke" or if I'm just "bat s**t looney as f**k".
Let me tell you something. As Shmookis the crime solving cat I get this...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:21:00 GMT |
Crimes Are Like Flowers |
And it is truly Spring.
What with the endless crimes of Scooter Libby and the Bush Administration, the reprehensible John Couey, the astronaut who crapped herself in the diapy-diapies, all the way up...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 19:38:00 GMT |
Shmook-a-licious - The Official Song of Shmookis the Crime Solving Cat |
Shmook-a-licious
(to be sung in the beat of "Fergalicious" by Fergie, but with a style that's all Shmook)
Shmook-a-licious definitions
Make them crooks go loco
I'm always solving crimes with clues
Lik...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 23:25:00 GMT |
