Crazy Sazzy!

sarah jane graham.
being 18 is pish, being wee is gid. i like folk who are up for a laugh. i get on better with boys... most lassies annoy me, but my best pal vickys a lassie. shes pretty cool. if youre funny then i'll like you straight away probably but if you annoy me then you're gay and you'll hear about it. all my boy pals tell me im "one of the lads but still a girl" whatever that means. and once a boy said "your no stuck up like most lassies i ken, can i buy you a drink?" i dont know who he was but he was either efter his hole or he meant it but either way am taking it as a compliment. i've already got a burd anyway weeey hes cool tae
i like buying rakes of claes but im pretty gash with money so ive had to start writing down how much money i can spend which roughly works out about 12 bar a week so nae claes for me, boooo. i like dressing up for a night out. i like socialising even tho im pretty rubbish at it. i like being with other folk, hate being on my own. apparently im a funny drunk. i fall over loads
i work in a wee shop in bainsfurt...KEYSTORE REPRESENT...its a load of guff but im too scared to get a real job and probably couldnt anyway. yeah i wish i could drive bet that would be cool...
i love being scottish...dinnae listen tae renton that boays a dafty. scottish gigs are gid cos english crowds are arseholes like that time at less than jake in london when i nearly died, american ones are just boring. if you tell me you dinnae like haggis yer getting a do-in...cept no really cos im wee and feeble. irn bru is amazing!!!! its tasty as fuck and has cool adverts. wey!