This is why I'm hot - A quick note to Mims |
I don't know about you, but recently everywhere I go, I hear that song This is why I'm hot, which honestly is much better than the ubiquitous pop song before it, the one where that bimbo keeps talking...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:19:00 PST |
photos from Point Break Revival |
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Posted by Mike Heartless on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:32:00 PST |
10 things that are ghey |
10 things that are ghey (in increasing order of gheyness):10 - Owning a cat.9 - Using dryer sheets.8 - Thinking astrology is real.7 - Knocking ballsacs together.6 - Not liking Slayer.5 - Mispellings.4...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST |
Murdock |
I was going to abandon my idea to write in this thing every weekday after only the first day when I saw this guy on Bart that I feel compelled to tell you guys about.This man was almost seven feet tal...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST |
I am a blasphemous nerd |
1 Kings 7:23He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim . . . It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it.Sorry dude, but if the diameter is 10 cubi...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST |
Tom's dog |
Tom just sent out a bulletin that his friend lost his dog! The dog looks like the illegitimate offspring of a gerbil and a fruit bat, responds to "Chi Chi", and is now roaming helplessly around Bre...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST |
Oh crap! |
The $50 million dollar (publicly-funded) Department of Health and Human Services has now advocated that unmarried people under the age of 30 should avoid sex entirely due to the risks of out-of-wedloc...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:33:00 PST |
Planets, dude. |
As I'm sure you've all heard, the IAU (International Astronomical Association) has just decided that Pluto is no longer a "planet", but rather a "dwarf planet", joining such notable dwarf bodies as Ce...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST |
Hey douchebag, be in my band! |
now reposted without the typos!We have a bassist, a singer, and a guy whose gonna make electronic sounds, we need a guitarist or two. And maybe a drummer, I can't remember. The songs haven't been wri...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:04:00 PST |
Words of wisdom: a gift from my fingers to your eyes |
If you're in a bad mood and don't feel like going out, just take two shots of whiskey and punch whoever is standing next to you in the side of the head. Now you'll be ready to really give 'er.&nb...
Posted by Mike Heartless on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST |
