About Me
Oh my days. Where the hell do I start with this? Well, it all started off one day in sunny ol' stortford. Some absolutely felchworthy slut came up with the idea of getting the lads together for a week on an island none of us have never been to so we can punish our livers.
Ben Cooper - One we lost at the end of year 11, still a fucking legend and he's rejoined the black and gold to come to Zante. A gentle giant. A snake in the grass when it comes to drink, you never see this boy sat on his arse in hilarity vommiting his dinner into the gutter, but my god does he know how to party.
Timothy Bailey - Probably one of the nicest tramps i've ever met in my life. For the right price he'll let you piss on him. A slut that is willing to do anything to help you out, and as scary as it seems is always there when you need him. Probably the funniest "Morning after" people to wake up with, literally (Mundays 18th; mate what the fuck did you have all over you?). Mate, there's a first time for everything.
Christopher Gill - Gilly is one who seemed to come out of nowhere, one day he just appeared, with a PS2 controller and suddenly the boy was sessioning more than a 15 year old in fat sams. If ever you need to have a good night just get this boy pissed and take him to Sheko's, two people can vouch for this, it went down in the history books as the birth of the roadworthy slut.
Samuel Pringle - Funnily enough as of now (18/03/07) I am convinced this boy is french. A kid who'll join in whatever the hell it may be that you are doing when he sees you. Another one who loves to session. Yet another fucking legend that we are all privileged to have attending, and I'll tell you what, this boy is going to be large.
Samuel Winter - This kid is actually the first recorded aesthetically pleasing ginger human being. It's an absolute miracle. It just doesn't happen. Nobody can explain it, but you know what I mean if you know this boy. Another one known to get chatty when he's had a beer.
Neil Brooks - 2 words, deaf cunt. This boy takes it as it comes, whether that be in a bottle or a shot glass, he'll take it. One of the easiest guys I've ever come across to sit down with and talk to for an hour without realising it. This quote about sums him up; "Deaf cunt probably hasn't heard a word i've said for the past 8 fucking years but i'm pretty sure he knows I love him, a proper gent". Brooko mate, you'll always get there first.
Matthew Thompson - This is probably the hardest one to write out of them all. Without a doubt, one of the biggest legends to ever bless TBSHS. Up there with Thomo senior I'm sure. If there's ever someone you want to be stuck on an island with, it's this kid. The Milkman, because he delivers.
William Connoly - Mate, what a legend. A quarter of the foursome. Cono to his mates and definitely one we are going to ruin when we get out to Zante. Loves his nights out with the lads, and boy can he cut some fucking shapes. He will be the first on the dancefloor in Zante (not if I can help it...).
Robert Macallister - The soulful white boy. He will be our portable entertainment on the way over. Loves to sing, and always up for a laugh. Karaoke night will be his! Never seen him singing pissed off his face though, could be more entertaining than we bargained for!
Matthew Coleman - Another quarter of the foursome. Argumentative cunt that always seems to have a smile on his face. One cheeky chappy. He can't drive for shit (he nearly wrote an innocent young lady off, let alone a fucking car). Another regular on the Zante nights out. Jeff mate, I like the way you dress ;) ...
Christopher Wallis - You're sat at home on a Monday night? A Thursday night? Sunday night? Fancy a bevvy? Give him a call. This boy has some invulnerability to alcohol. He'll look like warm death in the morning, but he'll keep going, and still manages to keep a decent voice down? He will be famous one day. Mark these MySpace words.
Christopher Munday - A short large arsed DJ repping it hard for Toot Hill. An emotional drunk, want a one line tearjerker? Give this boy a drink and he'll sort you out. Definitely a member of the unofficial sluts. Going to know this kid a fucking long time.
Alexander Godfrey - Squatter in the Party House that seems to struggle to keep his clothes on 95% of the time. I'm pretty sure this kid has the most legendary upbringing ever. A lot of love running in this kids veins, most of the time he's sharing this with others. This Grandad is the one who'll be dragging us home at some god awful hour.
Michael Robins - Where the fuck to begin, this kid is the coolest person i have ever met!!! He live's the life of a true Party Liaison!!! a playboy as you will!!! this kid is so cool his bed makes itself in the moring!!! Ladies want to be with him, Men just want to be him!!! Michael Robins will be the biggest asset to this very messy zante experiance!!! 1 word to describe this young man " Slutworthy"!!!!
Well that's about it really, I guess it's time to punch out of this yawn factory.
