Barry Tone - ProfilesArchive

About Me

accountancy. bane of my life. unfortunately, also my current career and study choice. but i drink to numb the pain, so i drink a LOT. i also hang wit' t' Bears a lot, cos they are cool guys. damned fine specimens of young, virile man-meat. ladies, ask me for their numbers.

My Interests

the Fighting Bears, beer, females, Piz Twa, Crash Bandicoot, Final Fantasy, swordplay (dont laugh til you've seen it), parties, my birthday parties, meeting cool folks. anything with the Fighting Bears. so, in the case of No. 1, the Fighting Bears Squared. shahoor.

I'd like to meet:

the voice-over geek in me says "Tara Strong, please". appease him; you dont want to see him mad.a girl. one who (like me) has a shit sense of humour. and who (like me) likes Final Fantasy and (like me) voiceovers. so basically, me. with boobs. do YOU look like me with - bigger - boobs? call now.

Music:

manymanymanymany more. bands apply within. sha cunt.

Movies:

Comedy. Love stories. Disney Films. cheesy martial art flicks. anything with Jackie Chan. no horror, no gore, no blood. weak stomach, ken? Moulin Rouge, "Leslie Nielson" banter, favourite movie EVER - Beauty and the Beast. if only for Gaston.

Television:

cartoons, comedies, random stuff. documentaries on strippers. no cosmetic surgery and no reality tv. or any of the "Celebrity" spin offs - i have no interest in watching some Z list mooks doss about to try and get back some fame.

Books:

books? nah. Wikipedia? aye. ask me ANYTHING about Marvel or any of their characters; bet i could tell ye. challenge? mon then. ps James Howlett? ooooft.

Heroes:

Fighting Bears. and...James Howlett. oooft. kick Spidermans ass.

My Blog

Free Dental?

not with this list. i got a piece of paper telling me WHY my teeth suck and HOW they are getting fixed. check this shit; Appointment 1 - Examination (Extensive), Panoral, X ray Appointment 2 -...
Posted by Barry Tone on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

23

so, all of the important and significant events - both good and bad - seem to always happen on the 23rd of any given month. lots of small things (such as stubbing my toe or finding £20 in my pock...
Posted by Barry Tone on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:18:00 PST

Room Job

so, i am planning to move out. cos (despite making you sound really REALLY cool) living above your parents garage isnt as cool as it sounds. free meals and no rent not withstanding, it kinda sucks. im...
Posted by Barry Tone on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:11:00 PST

grrrrr.x.agro.x.figure?

BAH! the first of MANY words! none that feature, incidentally. i have concluded that i enjoy girls wearing nothing but white socks. girls who are about 5"4 and weigh 7 stone. slim, but "full...
Posted by Barry Tone on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

queries

how come any time you really really reeeeeeeally like a girl and you try and charm her - saying nice things, trying to be sweet, not letting the cra-zay out your head - that they dont notice? and yet,...
Posted by Barry Tone on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

some home truths for the girls

see guys, right? they are exactly the same as you. we dont get drunk and talk about random things - more than likely, we will discuss girls. i swear to God, its the honest truth. no man enjoys be...
Posted by Barry Tone on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:45:00 PST

girls, girls, girls

recently, ive been thinking a lot about what annoys me in a woman. no, what ANGERS me in a woman. and it all comes back to sex. sluts who use sex to get what they want out of men, forward girls who do...
Posted by Barry Tone on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:35:00 PST