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Chelvis

Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?" "No, but I'm willing to try.

About Me

i WILL go too far, apparently.
Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Baby Got Back"
You're a total show off who is willing to risk looking like a fool to get a few laughs.
In fact, you'll go for the cheap laugh if you need to... because it's better than no reaction!
Your friends can count on you to get a party started, and you'll party hard until you can't remember their names.
You're charismatic, charming, and a total character. With or without a few drinks in you.
You might also sing: "I Touch Myself," "Oops I Did it Again," or "My Humps"
Stay away from people who sing: "Candle in the Wind" What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 85%
The Flash 70%
Green Lantern 65%
Superman 60%
Iron Man 55%
Supergirl 53%
Hulk 50%
Wonder Woman 48%
Robin 48%
Catwoman 45%
Batman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

actually, i'd like to meat .............. ..

My Blog

Valentines Day advice from the Love Sensei

Hey, if she's been willing to put up with me for almost three years, I must be doing something right.   First of all, have to say Valentine's Day (hereafter VD) is pretty much bullshit. I mean c'...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:25:00 GMT

"Get that cleaver away from my beaver!"

Things that I will most likely never get/be allowed to do as a result of my heretofor losing battle with clumsiness and accident-pronecity (not to be confused with accident-prone nicety, wherein off...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:51:00 GMT

In my 29th year...

I Have:fallen in love, multiple times (with the same person)racked up more parking tickets than I thought the Berkeley PD could have printedbended, twisted, thought I broke, bounced back, rediscovered...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:01:00 GMT

oh golly

you know when you're having a run of bad days, and just when it seems like you couldn't feel any worse, the next day proves you wrong? yesterday was one of those. horrible. tormented. optimism-sapping...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:52:00 GMT

If you'd known him, you'd understand me

I miss my dad today. Not unusual, but it usually gets stronger around my birthday. By the time he passed, my father was one of my best friends; we'd been through a lot, grown apart and back together a...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:38:00 GMT

the revolution is cumming...

i know "freedom ain't free," but what are my taxes paying for? felt "proud to be an american" lately? the most powerful weapons in the world, regardless of what country now posesses them were "made in...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:47:00 GMT