The Malcontent Warmongerers

About Me

The collective works of four people (sometimes five, sometimes three....) who after twenty years of separation, and being three states apart, decided to rekindle their collective appreciation for music by testing the limits of their virtual studio capabilities. Twenty-eight days to write and record a CD from scratch, but in this case they never saw or played together once. And in spite of the labyrinth of daily family and business demands they made the trek to the crossroads of the musical autobahn better known as -- The RPM Challenge (http://www.rpmchallenge.com/).

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 28/02/2007
Band Members: Slappy McGee: Stunt Guitar, twisting of various knobs, pressing of various buttons, jaw harp--- Capn' Whoopass: Ivory Tickler, air horn, professional quality insults.---Frank Zeppo: Extrodinarily-yellow guitar, bouzouki, meal planning---Curly Jackson: Long-lost demolitions expert and rhythmic tribal monkey----Nelson Schadenfreude: Electric Thorax, Exceptional Penmanship
Influences: Tom Jones, Zamfir: Master of the Pan Flute, The guy at the corner tavern who plays ashtray precussion.
Sounds Like: Everything from sonorous guitar gymnastics to eclectic spatial tramplings. It's all for the taking. Enjoy and be very afraid.
Record Label: SHHH! Shut yo' mouf! Zol zayn sha! Silence is FOO!

My Blog

RPM 08!!!

Get ready Warmongerers fans!RPM 08 is under way and Frank, Slappy & gang are brewing up more musical mayhem for your listening enjoyment.Stay tuned for the long awaited sequel to "Can Ben Come Out 'an...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:35:00 GMT

The Malcontent Winter

The news spread fast.And while, for a brief, thrilling moment, there were some who thought the search for Ben was finally over, they were mistaken. But the true story made most of us immediately have ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:41:00 GMT

The Malcontent Autumn.

You can feel it in the air.The cool, crisp bite in the air come sunset. The scent of the leaves that are beginning to drift gently towards terra firma. The quantifiably fewer dead bodies in the Mosqui...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:06:00 GMT

The Malcontent Summer

As The Malcontent Warmongerers World Tour comes to an end, it's time for us to sit back and take stock of all we have accomplished (as well as work on raising the funds necessary to bribe the Albanian...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 15:33:00 GMT

The Malcontent War-Mongerers

A band of stark-raving mad lunatics roaming the countryside in search of the choicest nuggets for our aural smogasboard. We're a completely virtual studio three states apart.This CD is comprised of th...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 17:03:00 GMT