"i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love. it's hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove." - Moldy PeachesAND ALL I WANT TO DO IS RIDE BIKES WITH YOU!
creative writing, photography, drawing, tennis, swimming, camping, hiking, reading, watching movies, when Eliot gets his period, when i get something right and Amalia gets something wrong, when i rap Shakespeare, when Holly laughs at me out of pity, when Sam glares at me, when Don and Mike joke around together, when i actually can comprehend physics and calculus (and spell them both right too), etc, etc.
How to make a meredith
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
1 part empathy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom
Username:
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comWOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Bob Dylan, Dave Matthews, the Beatles, the Allman Brothers, Rolling Stones, Eagles, Flogging Molly, Shins, Moldy Peaches, David Bowie, Cat Stevens, Nick Drake, the Strokes, (old) Tom Waits, etc, etc, etc.
to name a few: American Beauty, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Joe vs. the Volcano, the Full Monty, Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, I Am Sam, Rain Man, Roman Holiday, The Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Spice World
six feet under, friends, the office, whose line is it anyway
anything by raymond carver, The Blind Assassin, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, As I Lay Dying, War and Peace, The Sound and the Fury, Lonesome Dove, Worst Case Scenario: Dating and Sex
richard simmons