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Terrible Canyons of Static.

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I'm Luke,

(Welcome to a lesson in stating the very fucking obvious)

Rule#1: LOSE YOUR HEAD

Things that do it for me:
Earth shattering dub bass lines,
Someone making me a cuppa,
B&H Gold - 20 deck,
Gin and juice,
Big dirty sound systems,
The in crowd,
Losing sleep,
Club Murph's (R.I.P - The Spirit Lives On),
The chord change you can feel is coming and the one that rips your dick clean off when it happens.
Great British bands...?
Obviously we're experiencing a damp mouldy stain in the cultural history books. The "nu" dark ages. The Ibiza hangover. The empty hype of another faux rock n roll band. Sponsored by Nokia. The punks burnt out. The hippies faded away. We're left with an addict's shat on version of love, built back up around a core of misconception. Paranoia rules king. Society favours anything over opinion.
And if you see yourself as a bit of a mod since you decided to do your polo shirt up to the top button the other saturday night, I hope you trip up.

I thump away on the bass guitar for DirtySweet:

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I'm also responsible for this racket - Click the picture:


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Naughty naughty, very naughty. ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:09:00 GMT

Love for the 80's? You fucking rotter.

I find it hard to remain positive about it all.Surely the children of the most shite decade in recent British history should unite to denounce everything that's rotten about rock 'n' roll, instead you...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 18:27:00 GMT