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Stuya

Bow to the Monkey King

About Me

Ill give the nicknames first, Monkey is my new faveourite, youve also got Green man, Elf boy, and to be honest, call me what you like, i dont mind, aslong as its not rude.
More commonly, and incidntally legally, im called Stuart green, aged 17.
Hello,about me hey, well what can i say, well alot of things coincidentally but thats not why your here now is it?
Lets start with what i like to do, i like FUN, i cant get along with people who cant have fun, i like smiling, jumping about, my friends, im so optimistic, if ive seen you, your a friend, i love everyone, and i see myself as funny, and of course, i think im a transformer.
And turns out i am, LOOK:
Find out which Transformer you are at LiquidGeneration!
This girl is everything to me, she has made me the happiest person alive, shes the funniest, most intelligent and most Beautiful person i think ive ever had the skill to meet, I love her sooo much, and i guess she loves me too yah ;) I love you so much, dont ever forget that okay!
Well im a trained fighter and martial artist, 7 years wing chun, and so far year and a bit jujitsu, im actually a comedian, and have done a few shows, thats not a lie, i write stuff alot, songs, stories, sketches, so expect to see them in some kind of blog. Some say im obsessed with anything asian, that is a lie. I am obsessed with any thing EAST ASIAN, thats china and japan, cool music films and hair!!!
Thats about me in a nutshell, so, anything else you want to know i suggest you ask, cuz im not going to answer that here. So without further bush beating.
here we go.

My Interests

Comedy and writing play a big part of my life, im allways writing something, and looking for inspiration. I LOVE MY FRIENDS. I like asian films, martial arts, music, looking good, wars, cheese, and of course, curry and pizza.
Im a sarcastic fucker, yeah so if i seem a bit sarcastic forgive me, thats what you get when you mix welsh, italian english and south korean, you get ME.enjoykisses

I'd like to meet:

Jackie chan
Jet Li
Andy Lau
Jeremy clarkson, richard hammond and James may
"insert your name here"
Muse
Despairs ray
Vince Noir/Noel Fielding
Howard Moon/Julian Barrat
Tom Green is my hero

Brandon Dicammillo is one of the funniest people alive, his brand of comedy is a total inspiration, its so obscure, and totally spontaneous, which takes true skill.

Music:

Im musically easy. A musical prostitute as it were.

Movies:

Im a huge fan, and expert of asian cinema. so films by jackie chan, jet li, Andy Lau are my life, so yeah, i like lotsa types of movies, THERE CALLED FILMS FFS BATTLE ROYALE, ADVENT CHILDREN, THE WARRIOR, HERO, POLICE STORY, JUST SOME OF THE GREATS.... here is probably my fave at the moment, INFERNAL AFFAIRS, check it out if you can!

BATTLE ROYALE
And of course, for some retarded reason, gotta love SEAN BEAN!

Television:

Top gear, dead ringers THE MIGHTY BOOSH LADIES AND GENTLE MEN:

Heroes:

Eric Idle, John cleese, Graham Chapman, Micheal Palin, Terry jones and Terry gillingham, The python boys
Zhao Yun and Yukimura Sanada, fearless, courageous and honourable, never giving up, even when everything looked hopeless. everything i could ever want to be.
Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Stephen Chow, the reason i began studying the arts.
Hideyoshi Toyotomi- The origional monkey king
Masamune Date, took the piss outta the pope, western culture and was the first japanese person to eat pizza, in 1599!
Kanetsugu Naoe
Mitsunari Ishida
William james green, my great grandad, survivor of both dunkirk, and Arnhem, great man. Victoria cross.
Tom green!
Nobunaga oda- he came from nothing, like me, and rose to become the most powerfull man in all of japan. People told him he couldnt do it, people told him he was a fool, those people were wrong. One of the greatest and underrated men ever to have lived. He has inspired me, he made me realise that i can achieve anything, if i want it bad enough, i could have the world, and i do. Ill show him, ill show you all, ill show you how high this dragon can soar.

My Blog

Smile

I thought i lived alonebut when i looked up, i was in a crowd of peopleall living out their own livesletting me live mineand thats when i realisedthat my life, and theirsThey are one.If i wa...
Posted by Stuya on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:08:00 PST

Chick Flicks and Teen movies, they're all the same to me.

The last film i saw at the cinema was "TMNT", or for those of you who dont understand the principle of abhreviation, that stands for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." You understand that now dont you. I...
Posted by Stuya on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST