I got Married Recently to the J. Have a look!
.. ..You can read all about the rest of me, in my forthcoming autobiography entitled: Chris Stanley Is the MuthaF*&King MAN!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Marilyn Monroe. And if the hair that I bought on Ebay(stolen from her grave) is worth a damn, I will have my way. With her clone, that is.
My Blog
Have a Look, see
Works like a charm: Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:07:00 GMT
What a CrAzY Day!
I ran out of toothpaste! My cats got into the half and half! I lit my balls on fire! I murdered a homeless man with a cheese grater! Blogs are about as interesting as anal based art... Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 17:37:00 GMT
I'm an idiot.
So I went to work today. Seemed awfully quiet on the streets. Not to much traffic. Rain pouring down. Pull in to parking lot. One other car in the entire lot. No p... Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:03:00 GMT