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About Me

my life is a mess. i'm constantly being used. i fall in love like three times a day. once yesterday. and then today, i'm so out of love, or still in love, i hate anything close to being in or out of love. and also, you're constantly breaking my heart. love me. that's the only thing i could ever ask for. i'm really just a sad little girl who needs to be held

My Interests

I'm interested in finding friends that live here in this town i'm new to. i'm interested in building up that frame i have. and finding time to do such. I'm interested in getting food stamps, and working as little as possible. i'm also interested in cooking sweet ass vegan food and then eating that food. i'm going to start volunteering at planned parenthood. so i can use placenta for shampoo

I'd like to meet:

Someone who'll make babies with me, but eat the them before they're born. i'd like to meet a person who's my height, exactly my height. also, i'd like to meet Bruce Campbell just to show him my ribs.

Music:

good things. like good, you know? i've been listening to a lot of Ratatat and Jesu lately. if that makes any sense.

Movies:

Pretty much any B movie ever made. Hairspray, all the evil dead movies (including Army of Darkness), 28 days later, zombie shithole movies,zombereeno movies. i still haven't seen 28 weeks later, but as soon as i get the chance....

Television:

i'm a beer swilling tube jockey

Books:

Slaughter House Five, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Slapstick, Fight Club, A Fools Progress, The Hot Zone(ebola is si cool), god bless you dr. kevorkian., Harry (fucking) Potter, brave new world, cats cradle, i didn't like Haunted that much, but maybe if i read it again..... and other good shit,

Heroes:

i fucking hate ron howard. opposite of hero. heroin. whatever.

My Blog

oh what a good day

i've been listening to animal collective for the past like 6 hours. epic. work has again become work and i'm falling off the wagon.i've been drinkin more than i feel is good and i've had some ultra ha...
Posted by boonies on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:28:00 PST

you might have read this already, but i think you should know

i had a man at a holistic animal store tell me i was killing my dog for making her vegan. he kept telling me that dogs are carnivors (not true) and that i was taking years off of her life for not feed...
Posted by boonies on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:35:00 PST

i was thinkin

i was thinking about all the drunken encounters i've had. about how many times i made love to someone, but also about how many times i remember making love. few.very few. the love i used to have has f...
Posted by boonies on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST

home is where your shoes are

sometimes i feel it and sometimes i pretend not to.i was thinking long and hard about my nightmare i had last night. maybe it's some sort of omen or warning of events to come. my brother came to visit...
Posted by boonies on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

i hear cheap trick and "bar printer" in my sleep

even when i'm not at work, or my phone is nowhere near me, i'm constantly hearing these things. sometimes i wish i were deaf, or at least hard of hearing so i could have skipped all this cell phone he...
Posted by boonies on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST

ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? YO

out of all the parasites i've had over the years,these ones are the greatest.getting drunk and watching cassavetes movies is taking control of my life.thanks a lot vanjit's 8:15 on the dot, and i'm so...
Posted by boonies on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

it's funny but,

i don't miss you at all.i wonder if you still read these...maybe by me writing this it means i'm thinking about you a llittle, but the feeling i'm feeling isn't the i miss you feeling i had.maybe beca...
Posted by boonies on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:57:00 PST

sexy-ass bike shit

so, today , i found a PURPLE bike chain.it's fucking sexy.bar tape. seat...and then ...
Posted by boonies on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:18:00 PST

bike accidents never let you down

i just found a broken tooth after two days of not chewing.my life is sweet.i musta hit my face pretty hard.i wonder how much this entire accident is going to cost me?stitches, er visit, pulling a toot...
Posted by boonies on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

growing up

i'm so relieved. meybe you shoul do it too.
Posted by boonies on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:13:00 PST