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that chick gabrielle

sucking dick is a choice. being gay is not.

About Me

Which Mariah Carey are you?
Move over Mariah, You're emancipated MIMI!Strong, Confident, Sexy, sure of yourself and on top of your game. You're in control, and blessed with adoration and popularity. But most of all you are grateful.
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My Interests

going to london, hanging out with pete doherty and melissa, visiting $cientology centers, curry.

I'd like to meet:

i don't want anymore friends...unless you are fluent in tranny roadstop bathroom talk.

Music:

cat stevens, guns 'n roses, kate bush.

Movies:

belle du jour, snakes on planes, la dolce vita, rosemary's baby, purple rain, annie hall, mommie dearest.

Television:

south park, the henry rollins show, anderson cooper 360.

Books:

vincent van gogh's letters to his brother theo, sandman comics.

Heroes:

miss joan crawford, maria callas, bill hicks, mariah carey, john galliano (ONLY because he always looks like a pirate)

My Blog

playlist

i spent more than an hour making a music playlist. i don't know why, i guess i was bored. i didn't sequence the songs in any particular order- other than the REM song where michael mentions maria call...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

my ass is in retrograde.

after years of hanging up the phone on my school's alumni association and throwing away mailers without reading them, i just found out that my next door neighbor is my classmate from high school. i ha...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

would you do it if i shoved 50's in your mouth?

i always forget to photoblog, but not today...this is what i do when i'm waiting for ken at french hotels.soundcheck.i didn't go on some press junket, so instead, i walked to the LIBERTY BELL. i thoug...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

brokeback anchor?

in the world of journalism, and nightly news, anderson cooper is like a cat with the personality of a dog- such a rarity. he's not a bobble-head like sue simmons, or bill hemmer. he has wit, charm, g...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

jump the dick!

i am sitting here, reading these bullshit BEST OF lists for the year. take your favorite cds, and ram them up your asses. it's all the same vapid crap, either timberlake or horrendous suckphin stevens...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

oh, pussy don't fail me now.

it's not the end of the year, but i've been reflecting upon various events of my year. the shows, the jobs, the friends, the family. we found out that that PLUTO is the dave attell of the galaxy, unt...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST

the same people who killed john lennon...

...want him to celebrate halloween.since i live near the dakota, i walk by the central park memorial for john lennon almost everyday. i want to fist the children more and more. luckily, i usually fi...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:50:00 PST

if you don't get on the ride, you won't experience the adventure!

ken called me last week, and said, "COME TOUR." just one short week later, i found myself at the ritz-carlton in boston in a beautiful suite. i was going to check us in as marilyn manson because i was...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:22:00 PST

teenage angst has not paid off well...

the killers are the new u2? does the world need a new u2? the band which henry rollins says "wanted to be the clash but failed." that band? will they be sitting on private planes with george bush a...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:46:00 PST

eat me.

this afternoon, as i was walking to the gym, i saw a box with a cake on a bench. the box read "please eat me", and, "i'm yummy!" i took a picture. unfortunately, my battery died right after i took th...
Posted by Mimi Presents... GABRIELLE! on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:29:00 PST